Great One-Liners

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to squeeze the trigger of a decent sniper rifle!

Some background:

We have a rock radio station down here (KLOL) that has had a morning show with the same two guys for about the last twenty years.

The same age as their material.

KLOL’s tag line recently has been (with a sexy female voice)admit it. You listen.

A competitive radio station recently aired an ad that goes:

Would you like to go to bed with two 70 year old men? Then why the < censored > would ya wanna wake up with them?

< sexy female voice > Admit it. KLOL sucks.

I almost crashed my car, I was laughing so hard.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Here’s my motto:

If, at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I know it’s cheesy, but I like it.


Jessica

On a T-shirt: “Feminist chicks dig me.”


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