Great ... people think I'm gay

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but being a 35 year old straight male who’s looking to meet Ms Right, the following evidence certainly doesn’t help.

  1. I’m an attractive 35 year old unmarried male.

  2. I’ve got a reputation as being “creative” and “eclectic.”

  3. I can hold forth on topics such as the arts and interior design.

  4. I have Florida State of the Arts plates, which I just found out may be the DMV equivalent of a huge rainbow flag.

  5. I enjoy shopping at Pier 1 and Bed, Bath and Beyond.

  6. I have absolutely no athletic talent whatsoever, and don’t care about sports in the least.

  7. I’ve got plenty of female friends that I never slept with.

So, let’s forget about online tests. If you’re straight, what really makes you “gay?”

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