Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but being a 35 year old straight male who’s looking to meet Ms Right, the following evidence certainly doesn’t help.
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I’m an attractive 35 year old unmarried male.
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I’ve got a reputation as being “creative” and “eclectic.”
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I can hold forth on topics such as the arts and interior design.
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I have Florida State of the Arts plates, which I just found out may be the DMV equivalent of a huge rainbow flag.
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I enjoy shopping at Pier 1 and Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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I have absolutely no athletic talent whatsoever, and don’t care about sports in the least.
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I’ve got plenty of female friends that I never slept with.
So, let’s forget about online tests. If you’re straight, what really makes you “gay?”