‘Dead Girls Never Say No’ - I saw this one at rottencotton.com and I really want it, but I doubt my wife would let me wear it out of the house.
Great spirits have always meet with violent
opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.
T-shirt with two strategically placed King Tut’s death masks on it, which says “Keep your hands off my tuts.”
Also a T-shirt with the “Charlie’s Angels” logo on it, with photos of Susan Atkins, Patricia K. and Leslie Van Houton on it (Charlie Manson’s Angels).
A shirt for the Balboa Duck & Gun Club, with a picture of a pissed-off duck holding a shotgun.
One of my favorites belongs to a friend of mine:
You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me!
One that my husband got for me has lettering like a ransom note:
Hand over all the chocolate and no one gets hurt
There’s one I have, got it in D.C., says “You don’t know me. Fereral witness protection program.”
hehe, i love that shirt.
The t-shirt I wore to work on my last day before I was laid off said:
Shut Up and Fish.
My favorite was custom made by a friend of mine as a gift for another friend. He took a white t-shirt and airbrushed in red and black on the front an arrow pointing up and the phrase, “I’m on stupid.”
This on belongs to my bf:
Alcohol
Tobacco
Firearms
[sub]Who’s bringing the chips?[/sub]
I like this one:
Rehab is for quitters
I’ve said this before but I like it so much…
“If I wanted your opinion, I’d take my d*ck out of your mouth”
I have one that says
Carton of eggs…$3
Ski Mask…$15
Tickets to a Brittany concert…$53
Egging the crap out of America’s pop princess…Priceless
I know of some other offensive ones, but I don’t think anyone would think they’re funny except me.
“FCK. The only thing missing is U”
“AIDS didn’t originate in Africa, FU*K what you heard.” (Though this one was funny in a “:rolleyes:” sort of way.)
My friend got sent home in year 6 for wearing this T:
** “PHUCK! IT’S THE PHANTOM” **
I saw that shirt that says, “Your village called, their idiot is missing.” I forgot about it. I think I saw it on,
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/
They have a lot of good t-shirts there.
I own a T that reads :
Out of Work Porn Star
I wore it to work once and was asked politely not to do so ever again. Sigh.
Still looking for a gig though !
I saw a dog shirt once at a pet store. It had picture of an Ace of Spades on it, and then underneath that it said: “(Get it?)”
I almost bought it, but they didn’t have it in Scottish Terrier size. That and my dog is a boy. Oh well
. Embroideried rather small on the left breast Phqu2
. The Gene pool could use some clorine.
Ok, these are from the sub set of running T-Shirts…
“Distance runners keep it up longer.”
“Run like you stole something.” (My favorite…)
Er… those are the only two I can seem to think of right now. Oops. I had more. Really…
Tenebras
In Teenwolf, Michael J’s buddy wears a t-shirt that says “What are you looking at dicknose?” I’ve never heard “dicknose” before or since.
Also, one can find lots of highly exclusive geek stuff at ThinkGeek: here are a few:
*Will Work for Bandwidth
#!/usr/bin/girl
rm -rf/bin/laden
Go away or I’ll replace you with a very small shell script.
My computer is bigger, better and faster than yours.*
A popular one among students here is “You’re just jealous cos the little voices are talking to me.” I can never afford them though: you’re talking £10 minimum for a smartalec t-shirt these days. I found one in a charity shop that said “Sold Out”, though. I bought it, because I have.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Porn
I bought that for an old friend a few years ago. Her boyfriend was named Brian, but everyone called him Porn for some reason. It was really funny for those of us who knew them.