great phrases or words on t-shirts

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Across the chest on a female: “Five cougars thanks”

Now for the explanation. There is an ad on TV at the moment, this guy is waiting in a line. He mutter to himself something like “3 rum & cokes, a shot of vodka and a beer…3 rum & cokes, a shot of vodka and a beer”. He gets to the front of the queue and the barmaid is wearing a tight, low cut tee that says Cougars. He proceeds to order “Five cougars thanks”.

82

I wish I had a t-shirt that says

front:
Make
7

back:
Up
Yours

I might get in troble for wearing it though.

P.S.
Congrats, geargirl, on making your 1st post on my thread.

83

Worn by a frat boy: Support Organ Donation! I’ve got one you can borrow for a while.

84

A friend of mine just gave me a shirt that says:
“PETA” - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

85

I used to be uncertain, but now I’m not so sure.

86

Here in Dallas, the British pub The Londoner has t-shirts with this…

For any Dallas dopers out there, The Londoner is having a disco party tonight. Instant dopefest.

87

Okay, I might have seen this somewhere, but I think I made it up :slight_smile:

A yellow tshirt with “Oh hungry?” across the chest, then an arrow pointing down and vertical letters saying “Oh Henry!”

88

Kind of like this:


Oh hungry?
   |
   O
   h

   H
   e
   n
   r
   y
   !
   |
   V
89

I bought one for my brother that had two insects on the front. An arrow pointed to the smaller one and a caption said the lesser of two weevils.

My favourite is one a local pita place sells. On the back of the shirt it says this is the back of my shirt.

90

Those are MY shirts! You wouldn’t even know about them if it wasn’t for me!
I have 1,2, and will be getting 3.

91

Copycat, 3 is MINE!!! I FOUND IT AND IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT

for the rest of this thread, email me and ask me to forward it to you.
I need a t-shirt that says,

What supermodels say when passing each other on the runway:

I just ate a pea, I feel like I weigh 10,000 lbs!

Help, help, I’m lost and I don’t know where I’m going!

I know, I know those are from Who’s Line Is It Anyway but I like them. I also need a t-shirt that says what my sig says: