stands up
Ahem. My name is The Weird One, and I . . . I’m addicted to the SDMB.
runs away and hides
I’m still getting to know this place but didn’t The Wierd One just run down the hallway? You know. The one that leads to where we store the…
I can’t look.
::looks anyway
Saltations
n.
- The act of leaping, jumping, or dancing.
… - Genetics. A single mutation that drastically alters the phenotype.
So - what are you bringing to the table?
Dancing purple attack-sheep. 
There are going to be issues with the goats.
GOAT, Weirdo, Attack GOAT.
[pout] But I like sheep. They’re fluffy! [/pout]
sigh I’ll go back to the lab and see what I can whip up.
Don’t let them bully you.
I like your purple attack-sheep.
That’s my type of weird.
Hey, if there’s room for calamari, there’s room for purple attack-goats. We’re a flexible crew. snaps surgical glove
I’ll say we are! Hey check *this * out…
:: Contorts ::
:: Contorts Further ::
…umph…
:: SNAP ::
ow…
Dammit, I got all excited about “saltations” because I thought it was something about saltines.
Mmm…crackers ‘n’ squid…
Lesse…this is probably workable…I just bring in the RoboGoat…ok, now some spray glue, a few packages of cotton balls…voila! I give you the RoboSheep!
Baaaaa! <Fwaaooooosh!!!>
Hmmmm…do sheep have flamethrower horns?
I thought it was the act of pouring salt on someone.
(Watch out, Mr. Signorino!)
Welcome, The Weird One.
With a username like that, you will, uh, ‘fit right in’. 
[sub]Hmph. Purple attack sheep. Robo-sheep. Flamethrower horns.
Is it any wonder that Mariah is a bit peeved right now? I’d be careful letting any sort of four-legged creature, let alone a goat, near her tank.
:: sploosh ::
[/sub]
Thank you, thank you for your warm welcomes.
On a side note, has anyone seen a flaming ball of sheep running around anywhere? The Attack Ruminant 3000 seems to’ve escaped the lab before we could make the final adjustments. :eek:
What about those of us on saltation-free diets? Do you have a saltation substitute to offer?
I’ll bring the the Playgirl, a candy dish, a Joan Crawford post card, and lipstick. Somebody else can bring the Perrier water.
Put some tentacles on it and we’ve got a deal !
Welcome, The Weird One! smooch Follow me, please, right this way…
leads him off into separate room
silence
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.