Thanks Czarcasm. 
Well Johnny, all is well here. DeathLlama is still teaching middle school music and is very excited about meeting his son (yup, it’s a boy). He’s been a wonderfully supportive hubby and daddy-to-be and I’m excited about creating and cultivating a new life together.
Teaching is a political nightmare right now. My district is in near-panic mode as they didn’t reach the No Child Left Behind AYP scores for the second time in three years. Though we did the year before that, twice in three years is enough for Orange Alert. District is shoving all kinds of pressured requirements down our throats, and the administration is having to be their bitch and do all the fad teaching strategies that are thrown at them. I’m in the middle of a master’s in curriculum, and I can’t help but shakle my head at what my school is doing–nothing new to help the kids, just more and more and more of the same. They are throwing TONS of money (in the form of before-, after-, and Saturday-school tutoring) into it, but using the same approaches that haven’t been working for these kids in the classroom (sit, listen, be bored, take notes). Not to be pessimistic, but considering how large the gap is, I will be very surprised if we make AYP this year. My school has a very dedicated staff, and the principal is awesome, but this has been crappy. I’m really kind of glad to be removed from it all, though I fear what affect my absence will have on the kids’ test scores.
Horses are great! We now have two…the Arabian we bought 3 1/2 years ago and a mini (think equine chihuahua). I started an after-school club last year designed to have the kiddos (some of whom have never left the asphalt jungle, nonetheless seen a real horse or touched one) interact and learn all about horses. The mini has been a great ambassador for that.
I’m not even a mommy yet, but I have to share pictures. 
Ferrana and I at a horse show last year
Ferrana and I at a “big rated” show last year, riding against horses 1/3 her age and valued at 10-20x her purchase price…and we were 4th of 11. 
Cutest pic of Firefly (the mini horse) EVER
Our baby’s 3D ultrasound pic–you can really see facial details here! Kinda creepy and cool at the same time.
A pic of me at 28/6 1/2 months weeks pregnant. I’m 36 weeks/8 months now; this looks almost small compared to what I see in the mirror!
And finally…
DeathLlama at our baby shower 2 weeks ago, pointing out “Hey, we’re going to have one of those…!”