I just hate it when people do things and assume I’d be appreciative! Why can’t they just leave me alone. If I’m unconsious and drowning, it’s none of your business, you shit-smoking rodent!
And how comes we live in a capitalist society? Don’t these capitalists know that I’m opposed to commercial culture for all sorts of reasons?
And why didn’t anyone tell me the world was going to be unfair when I was about to be born?
And there’s this one guy I know very little about except I know he must be a jerk because he shares a trait with another person whom I despise for some reason.
…I mean, this guy has a characteristic which is common with a group of people I dislike, so I know he’s a member of that group of people, but there he is, shamelessly being someone I don’t like! Doesn’t he know I would be offended? My God, doesn’t he care?
And why is it that people think that just because I have a characteristic that a group of people also have, that I must automatically be in that group, even if I am! Grr, Outrage!
And I hate it when people use sarcasm and irony because I always think they’re telling the trugh! And then I have to pretend that my righteous objections to their statements weren’t based upon my faulty observations? Why can’t they realize that there’s no place on these boards for that stuff unless I’m posting it?
Then sometimes people will not respond to my posts, all bt admitting that they are guilty of my ludicrous accusations! Bastards!
Why do people think I’m the jerk? Just cause I call everyone a erk? Don’t they know they’re the jerks for calling me a jerk? Grr, I wish they’d burn in hell!
And hey, why was the fine upstanding child molestor banned from the forums? Since when is posting kiddy porn a crime?
I have lots of rationalizations and justifications for my hatreds, I swear!
Damn. My fingers hurt. I blame the pacifists.
