I’m starting to wonder whether Sheboss has come back with a case of meningitis…
OK, when she’s nervous she gets these attacks of Teh Stoopit, leading to things like deciding (again) that our per diems are too high (please note that our per diems are ultimately paid by the end client, not by her company). This time, she’s told me that I can’t get per diems for this week, I have to pressent expenses but she doesn’t know how;
she’s told another coworker that she won’t get paid for in-transit hotel (in-transit hotels have been paid by the end client for everybody, every single time, so far, except for me because I didn’t bother claim it the one time I had it, and I don’t think it’s any of their business which flights am I taking anyway);
today Math-Girl has been giving us a small tutoring on a part of The Program she knows better than the rest of us - every two lines, Sheboss would stop her, ask whether we understood and basically repeat what Math-Girl had said.
I think part of it is having to come back to work, part of it that since she’s spent her 3 weeks of vacation on the other end of the world with a younger and hyperenergetic sister she hasn’t had time to rest or see other folks and part of it is that people aren’t asking about her vacation enough.
But compare. Ask Math-Girl about Cuba: “oh it was lovely! We had a lot of fun, but I’m afraid we were very frustrating for Cuban guys, they kept hitting on us and we were like ‘we’re Basque, don’t bother… you know, uh, the more you say you’re in love with me, the less it’s going to work, I just can’t believe you’re in love with me after five minutes…’”
Ask her where did they go, get the list of places, with some description and a promise of pictures.
Ask Sheboss about Australia: “oh Lord, it was cold!” -> cue people biting their tongue to keep from pointing out that someone who wears a jumper when the room is at less than 28C (or rather, some two) wasn’t paying attention in geography class.
Ask Sheboss where did they go: “we mostly stayed in Sidney.”
Ask did they like the Opera House: “oh, we didn’t go.”
Didn’t you go to the harbor? I mean, not to see something at the Opera, but just to walk around the harbor?: “why would we go? we don’t like the sea.”
Oh, and she doesn’t have any pictures.
So maybe another part of her current attack of meningitis is that she doesn’t know why in Og’s name they went to Australia, cos I sure have no idea!
She did like Hong Kong, though, they spent two days there. Mostly that “everybody was wearing Prada and Chanel and Tous and Calvin Klein, they’re SO totally into fashion!” cue a lot of frozen faces :smack: (mind you, this is a woman who, when The Guy asked her jokingly whether she’d bought three of the same slacks in different colors, answered “no, five… why?” - she is interested in clothes but can’t figure what they’re about)