Yup!!! JimB is heading to Canada, land of mosquitoes, friendly people, and kick ass strong beer. Why would he do such a thing you ask?? Must be love!!! or something similar at the very least.
Oh. Accoding to yourtitle, I thought it was Colby! Have a nice trip.
Matthew McConaughey?
Enjoy your new home!
Yup, I’m going to great frozen north country on the first day of summer. It won’t snow, will it? That’d be real depressing.
I get to visit with my dear Runadoc & Poysyn and a dozen people being assembled to make fun of the way I talk.
Ah, but it’s only the first part of the journey. She then returns with me to Texas. There is a little known state law that says that beautiful women can be denied the right to leave the state. And I have the form right here in my hand.
Jim
JimB -
You should know, any attempt to usurp or keep my Mom indefinitely will result in the immediate Wrath of Poysyn. For those of you unfamiliar with this phrase it is horrible with the fire and the locusts and the terrible burning pain….
Of course this is null and void if my mom WANTS to stay.
We are taking special care in preparing for your visit. The mosquitoes have been debriefed and are waiting. Armies of canucks are brushing up on their best “mock-drawls”. Not to mention the cases of beer we are chilling just for you.
Seriously though, Poysyn’s Betrothed and I are anxious to meet you.
Poysyn, while I’ve heard that the ‘Wrath of Poysyn’ is truly something to be feared, the prize makes it well worth the risk.
Seriously, I’m looking forward to meeting y’all, too.
Jim
Sounds like Texas. I’m sure he’ll feel right at home. Have fun y’all lovebirds.
You know, I dealt with that once, just after my last trip to that cheap whorehouse. (You forgot to mention the burning sensation while urinating, and the penicillin shots to cure the condition) 
Seriously, I hope the three of you (four, with Poysyn’s betrothed) have a very nice time. I envy you, JimB, for getting to meet Poysyn. 