HAPPY BIRFDAY, LISSLA!!!
(Cause I know how much you like purple. 
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You are never too old for presents.
Happy Birthday, Lissla!!!
Two and a half more hours, and I am out of here … off to the nail salon to begin Phase I of the Hell’s Wedding Beautification Process. Then I shall spend the rest of the evening keeping the bride from fretting about her back fat, until it’s time to feed her ice cream mixed with crushed-up Xanax and put her to bed. 
I bought a dress earlier this summer that I have never worn–I didn’t try it on in the store, and when I got it home, discovered that the sparsely-distributed baby-blue paisleys, while lovely, did nothing so much as shout “Hey, look at my boobs!” I have decided to wear this dress to the festivities at the bar after the wedding. If’n I’m gonna be drunk in public, I might as well go ahead and be slutty, too.
Happy B’day Lissla
I am feeling just plain AWESOME today. I no longer have pretty pink pills the new ones are more of a peach colour as the pretty pink ones were making me sick also I have prescription pain meds WHOOHOO!
I am at work as well and everything is way to amusing but sssshhhhhhhh
I may have to get someone to take me home…
Good luck FCM & FCD !!
If any line ever begged to be a sig line this is it! Draelin you either need to claim it or auction it off.
I’m going to a wedding this weekend too. Well, on Saturday, not the whole weekend cause that’d be like the world’s longest wedding if it lasted all weekend. Anywho, in case I haven’t mentioned it, it’s in the Hilton in downtown Albeeeny. ACBG and I have a room reserved there. Since there’s gonna be drankin’, dancin’, and such carrousin’ goin’ on, we felt it best.
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HERE YA GO, LISSLA! It’s a pony, just for you.
Sounds good to me. Next time, let me join you.
Happy birthday, Lissla!
Also - I have been asked to feed **taxi78cab’s ** kitties this weekend. <evil snicker>
Ahem.
*If you want these kitties back, taxi78cab, drop $2000 in unmarked bills in my mailbox. Don’t call the police or you’ll never see them again. They will be sold! to the highest bidder. *
Puggy I don’t recall saying I have a prehensile tongue (although I do) and I did put it to better use shortly thereafter, FYI. 
AS far as my nose getting out of the way Ashes[sup]2[/sup, it’s prehensile too! (not really, but I’ve had it a long time, and I’m pretty good about knowing where to put it.)
Happy Birthday,Lissla!!!
FCD is gonna be just fine FCM, you’ll see. Stop worrying.
Hope the wedding goes better’n you fear Draelin. * pointedly admiring Drae’s boobs. *
Cool CB!
Ems! that’s a stapler, not a 1920’s style death ray! Put it down! Now back away from the nice salesman!
Arrrgggghhhhh! :smack: Damned coding fairies!
Lissla got a pony! Can I ride? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee!!!
I want an ice cold beer. Right now. Course I’m at work so I don’t get that instant gratification I so richly deserve. It ain’t fair!
My husband’s favorite dress (on me, not him) is one in which my boobs enter a room 5 minutes ahead of me, like harolds announcing the queen. You WILL be a hit.
Happy Birdy Lissla!
The eclairs turned out perfect. I’m making BBQed ribs instead of lasagna. The guest list has grown from 2 to four, but now hubby might not be here. 
His dad, who lives 100 miles away, is sick, so hubby when over to take him to the doctor. He’s been sick for 3 weeks and Hubby wants to light a fire under the doctor. Don’t worry I took away his lighter, so he can’t really set the doc on fire!
I’ll be back tomorrow to follow up on the dinner party that seems to be developing a life of its own. I hope I have enough ribs.
Okay, folks, another ten minutes, and I’m outta here–probably won’t get near a computer again until after the post-wedding brunch on Saturday. Monday’s MMP will be chock-full of wedding anecdotes, and I’ll make sure my boobs know you all support them. <snerk>
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Have a great time, Miss Drae!
My boobs have never arrived anywhere before me. They’re so small, in fact, that I have to take two steps before my bra ever even starts moving!
Sean, you are perfectly adorable. I saw you in the picture thread. So hush. But what I didn’t understand was the cutline on your photo:
Because of you, I awoke today thinking of Fallingwater! So there. You Are Always on My Mind. …everyone sing along … you are always on my miiiiiiind.
Happy birthday, Lissla! (P.S. If you need any pointers on the pony, my sister used to groom for Ian Millar and she lives down your way. I’m sure she’d have some useful advice.)
Best of health to FCD/FCM.
I have discovered that our roof is in poorer shape than expected and I’ve been running around getting estimates all week to get it re-shingled before winter. I think I should talk to my bank - since they presently own half the house, it’s only right that they pay for half the repair costs. Sounds fair to me!
Didja miss the part about me not getting a raise? I’m not the best person to hit up for ransom right now.
Besides if you’ll leave the white/tabby one, I’d pay YOU to take the bratty little black/orange one! Or at least give you some cookies to take her for the next six weeks.
The little terror’s named Sleepy, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen her sleep in any of the 4 times she’s stayed with me! Her favorite activity is to run after Lily and knock her over, which causes Lily to yowl. Ugh. If I survive until Thanksgiving, it’ll be a miracle!
Yeah, I was going to say, I’ll take payment in zucchini bread. Or maybe a little piece of KeithT. 
Kidding, kidding…I would have taken Lily anyway.
Hmm… I do think I still have some shredded zucchini in the freezer… we might be able to come to some sort of agreement here!
But I’m not sharing KeithT!
Well, I’m one up on you them. Because we do have beer here at work, and folks routine start on them after 4 o’clock. I usually don’t because I tend to get sarcastic when I’ve had a few, and a sarcastic salesman dealing with our less-than-smart customers really isn’t in the best interests of Technical Thingies, Inc.
Eh, that’s OK, you can’t have any of mine, either.
But I might be able to trade some apple cake for zucchini bread after we go apple-picking. (What? Why else would you get apples?)
I got a pony! I got a pony! I got a pony!! Thank you, chaoticdonkeybear!
Thank you all so much. This is a great birthday. I am wearing the new skirt Mr. Lissar got me, listening to my brand-new mp3 player, and patting my pony. Of course you can have a ride, swampy. Isn’t my pony adorable? I think I’ll call her George.
Now I have to go to work so I can whine about having to work till 11 on my birthday, and my co-workers can kick me.
You know, I don’t feel any more mature. My Mum asked if I felt more mature and creaky now that I’m 27. Nope, although my knee hurts. I wrecked it when I was 22, so I don’t think it counts under ‘illness caused by age’.
And Ellen Thank you for the kind words. I really wasn’t fishing for compliments. But that picture has me wearing only the goatee and moustache. I now have hair running up along the jawline to the ears. I’d like to be able to grow a real full beard, but I can’t. No hair grows in patches on my left cheek. Probably because that was the cheek that got a bit shredded as a child by a Dalmation.