Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! [Paris Hilton]

From looking at the article, it doesn’t look like she actually has received good time credit yet, just that she’s eligible for it and probably will get it provided she keeps out of trouble and doesn’t start any jailhouse cat fights (that’s hot!):

Paris reports to jail.

She’s also been dropped by her record label.

And, she’s being sued by UB40.

I’ll admit it. I always figured Britney Spears would be the first to do jail time.

No, for Spears it will be the insane asylum.

I wonder if Paris will refer to her jailers as “screws.”

Post deleted. Just saw the other thread about her release.

Enraged Pit thread here.