Good to know I’m not the only one around here who’s into eating trollops.
What’s the difference between an Egg and Guinastasia?
One gets laid, then eaten, the other gets… er never mind :o .
Just wanted to say congratulations Guin. I know that being in a similar boat, I long to hear of others doing really well. And hope that I can someday (soon?) say the same thing. Good luck with continuing down the right path!
That’s why masturbation is next to Godliness. So long as you masturbate with both hands. Furiously.
And there isn’t anything much more masturbatory than believing you are helping someone through a public intervention starring a bunch of internet ne’er do-wells. Haunting internet message boards for 18 hours a day is sad. Getting pumped up with self-congratulatory riotousness and pitting that person is just as lame. Also in the lame category is jumping to the aid of an internet addict less because you recognize the unfairness, but more so because you need to rationalize your own high post count and unhealthy internet habits. This post: also lame.
You guys should check your Amazon Gold Boxes. I just passed on deals for a slovenly trully, a brazen trumpet, a cheap trollop, a typical streetwalker, a saucy tart, a wanton wench, an expensive doxy, a haughty coutesan, an aged madam, a wealthy procuress, a sly pimp, and even a rich panderer.
Some great deals out there, but I’m waiting for the chrome-plated wonton wench. It’d be great when I have that hankering for Asian.
What kind of sauce was on the tart? I like tarts with hard sauce.
Don’t bother with the cheap trollops. They’re small, smell fishy, and not as much fun as the better quality trollops.
Now with haughty courtesans, you’re maybe on to something. Do you like courtesan cheese?
Was the madame properly dry aged?
Customer who liked tarts with hard sauce also like marinated sausage wench with bangers and mash, as well as cocotte with meringue.
Why is it so bad to lurk or be mainly a reader of the boards rather than a prolific poster?
See, I get so worked up on this subject that I said
when obviously I meant
I see these good deals and just can’t contain my excitement.
Ditto that. Guin and I have our areas of disagreement, but she posts well and has interesting things to say. She may be prolific but there’s real content to it, and I generally enjoy reading her contribs. And I am in no position to point to anyone and say “too much time on the internet” 
Ooooo, me, me, pick me!
Hey, someone want to pit me so I can get laid too?
I really like your idea of hiding the post counts. I do end up feeling embarrassed by mine and the Mods and Admins hate the mention of them anyway. Can’t pad your post count if there is no post count.
Klaatu: Somehow searching for Guin on other boards and posting about rings as a little demented and stalkerish, don’t you think so?
Jim
Guin! klaatu barada getofftheinternet!
I know who’s been checking the “Random Encounter Tables” in the AD&D Dungeon Master’s Guide, and I’ll punt an electrum piece on “1st Edition”. 
Now what just a danged minute. I thought every one knew that the post count is actually a measure of quality and not a true indicator of the number of times a user has hit the submit button. Turns out that all five of Guinastasia’s posts have just been very, very good!
Can you braize a strumpet in a home kitchen, or does it require restaurant-quality equipment?
Do doxies come in sets? I’ve heard that you can do interesting things with a pair of them.
Hmpf. 1st Edition, hell, it’s the only edition. Buncha damn kids with their 2nd edition and 3rd edition and d20 doodads. If the DMG don’t start with a parasite infection table, it ain’t the DMG for me!
It’s truly mindboggling, what you can do with a pair o’ doxies.
I’ve always wanted to learn to play a strumpet.
I have to say I have also wondered about Guin. Don’t your parents/friends worry about you, or say something to you about the time you spend online? What do you do in your non-internet time (if you have any?) Do you work, socialize with friends, have hobbies?
It’s probably nobody’s business, but the thread is already here and I have to admit I have been curious about this.