What a great subject for a thread. There are many women with wonderful hair, and I thank all of them for enhancing the world (well, my world at least) in such a beautiful way. Anyone who knows me knows all about my hair fetish, which is benign and harmless but nonetheless passionate for all that. I’ve even set up a special web page about it. You go here:
and click on ‘Hair 27’.
Here’s the scoring system. Five categories, maximum of 5 points in each category:
Colour. Preference: as black as a raven’s eye down a mine shaft at midnight.
Curliness. Preference: explosion in a bedspring factory.
Thickness. Preference: the thicker the better.
Length. Preference: to the elbows at least.
Attitude. Preference: “I have the most glorious hair of any woman who ever walked this Earth, and you’d better believe it.”
Auburn gets 6 colour points. Also, as life is often more wonderful than we can anticipate, I leave 1 extra point for a certain something which I guess I’ll only know when I see it. Hence a theoretical maximum of 27.
Highest score to date is 21. I’m still hopeful that one day I’ll see or meet someone with a higher score. If I ever met a real-life 27, I really don’t know what I wouldn’t do for her. Dinner at the Hotel Bel Air (finest place to eat in all of California) would be the very least reward I could offer, no strings attached.