i dont wear underwear at all so i just unzip and let it breathe. im sure this non-skivvie post will be commented on so i have this to say
I normally whip out my ding-dong leg hole stlye, it’s quick as lightning. At times I use the flap (boxers only), and if I’m wearing sweatpants, over the top for sure. I think the over-the-top method results in more pubes on the toilet seat, though.
I only wipe the tip of my penis after I pull the tampon out of my pee-hole. Seriously, are you penis-wipers on the rag? Own your manhood for Christ’s sake! Pee drips are what makes you a man!
Well, it’s interesting that you use the term whip, because the sound of my dick breaking the sound barrier makes such a large clap of thunder that in a public restroom most people fall to their knees and start praying, thinking that a vengeful god is going to strike them down for not washing their hands before leaving.
Hmm, I may be calling my masculinity into question by admitting it, but I’ve never had a problem with it and I’m sure I’m not the only one: I generally sit down to urinate.
It stems from a weird pet peeve I have about other guys making a racket, even throught he closed door, when they stand and just let loose into the water. I don’t find it disgusting or gross, just rude. Frankly, I don’t want to hear it, and so I feel obligated to not expose others to the sound. Besides, it’s less messy, I never sprinkle on the rim, and there is no way for me to forget to leave the seat down.
If I’m in public or in a less than sanitary environment (you should see some of my friends bathrooms…), I’ll stand and use the flap method and do my best to aim at the porcelain rather than the water.
As an aside, I don’t understand the men saying that they can’t use the flap because of their size. I’m no monster, but neither could I be considered small, and I’ve never had a problem. Not even while erect. I just can’t imagine how it could be a problem, unless one is either freakishly large, or freakishly misshapen. FTR, I mostly wear boxer briefs, though by the time laundry day approaches I’m down to boxers.
Clearly, I need to project a more masculine image. Perhaps I should spit more…
::spits::
I can not believe the number of people who go out the leg hole, and who actually use the hole in the underwear.
SICK!
it’s sick and it’s wrong! :mad:
Over the waistband standing up with bad aim and all is the only way to go
Although I think that there are three situations wherein sitting to pee doesn’t make you a girl:
You know … when I read the thread title, I thought it was one of those clever things where ya title a thread so it sounds like you’re talking about something dirty, but you’re not. “Nahhh, it couldn’t be about that,” thought I. “Must be a discussion of how guys take wallets out of their pockets or something like that.”
However, it has been quite educational. The flapamajigs on briefs always struck me as a little on the awkward side. Plus, many a time I have polled my male friends as to whether or not they button the button on button-fly boxers.
Boxer’s only. Zipper only. Pull through the flap. Evacuation. Reverse.
Developed method on my own.
OTT, and then I carefully unroll it, because if it slips out of my grip and falls, the water in most urinals is <i>cold</i>, and the bend in the trap in the pipe hurts.
The rare occassion I get down to boxers (they are my emergency underwear) I go through the hole. I unzip (not unbutton) my pants, take out my schlong and balls and let fly.
Normally, I wear briefs. I unzip my pants, pull down the wasteband of my underwear, take out my schlong and balls and let fly.
My bf, only sticks his wee wee out, he never lets his balls dangle when peeing. He also has to hold his PA hole closed and turned slightly to the side so he doesn’t get an extra stream.
I only do it in the stall (or at home obviously). I never get TP first and then walk over to the urinal as I don’t see the point if the stall is open to get TP, you might as well just use it.
And to the other method of sitting down to piss, I only do it at someone elses home (especially if only femalses live there) so as not to offend them by splattering. I don’t care about cleaning my bathroom because I know it is my own misfires that I am wiping up, but I sure as Hell wouldn’t want to wipe up someone else’s.
And to the poster who said, “Be a man…let 'er drip!” Sorry, but leg drip is just one of those things that I can’t stand. Makes me feel like I have to take a shower immediately.
(sorry)
No, actually, it does. If I’m wearing my usual boxer briefs (grey Old Navy) I walk it through the front door. But the door’s weirdly shaped on my Chereskins, so I opt for OTT.
No idea.
No kids.
I thought you were a woman too! Nothing to do with your image or posting style in my case though, it’s a language thing. See, in Spanish Giraffe is a female word (La Jirafa), even for male giraffes, so there you go.
Please don’t spit, I find that disgusting to no end. 
Egad. It’s worse than I thought. Perhaps I’ll change my username to Giraffe Cock or something.
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Fair enough. I’ll stick to frequent bouts of withering flatulence to project my masculinity. 
Damnit man, don’t you know you’re supposed to wipe it off (if necessary) on the knee of your pants leg.
Kids…gotta teach’em everything.
I’ve never heard of the leg hole thing. It sounds awkward, if not painful. I just pull down the waistband. It’s the simplest, quicket method. Clear the way!
Priceguy, never in my life have I seen or heard of a man wiping the tip of his penis with toilet paper after urinating. Where I live, we don’t have toilet paper rolls hanging over the urinals, and I don’t think the janitors would like to find wads of used TP thrown down next to the urinal mints. Besides, the damnable “last drop” that comes out after you’ve zipped up isn’t going to be fooled by toilet paper.
As for teaching the young ones, I do recall now and then the comical scene of little boys unfamiliar with the use of a urinal standing bareassed with pants and briefs down to their knees.
Giraffe, maybe you should resume using your sig: “A giraffe’s tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile”, just leave out the first four words.
I must lead a sheltered existence, because the only time I’ve seen guys pee they’ve had their back to me. I thought the y-front was what everybody used. I am enlightened and amazed.
And oh yeah, hypnotized by the giant shapes I thought were just palm trees swaying in the breeze. But I’m in NY and it snowed today, so… :eek:
Congratulations on your 100% perfect toilet paper and wang shaking technique. I trust you never leave stains on the inside of your nice pairs of pants, or walk out of the men’s room with a little wet circle on the front of your crotch.
What, and sell myself short?? 
:rolleyes: