You adjust your pants to go to the bathroom?
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That explains a lot!
Vimy Ridge method.
But more important to me is to feel comfortable. I get social anxiety in public (unless inebriated) and can’t pee. Sometimes I use a stall and deliberately make a big splash sound just to let the other alpha males know that there’s one mean mutha in the room.
I can’t stand it when I’m at a urinal, just starting to go. And some yahoo kinda guy, maybe a work associate who I barely know, swaggers up to the urinal beside me, whips it out, turns to me, looks at me, and starts talking about shiznit. Asking my opinion about stuff. Yak yak yak. My thing just seizes up and stops. No flow.
So I stand there and pretend to pee, pretend to be finished, and get out of there as graciously but as quickly as possible. I sneak back later and use a stall. Where do guys learn this? If you’re one of them who does it…BACK OFF BUDDY and SHUT TFUp!
Thanks for the space to rant.
Anyone else find the idea of pulling Mr. Johnson out of your pants through a hole lined with hundreds of sharp metal teeth to be insane? :eek:
If in slacks/jeans/shorts and at a urinal, I undo my belt, unbutton my pants, unzip the fly, the bring it out over the top. I hook the end of the belt on the right outer edge of the urinal to keep it out of the firing line. Afterwards, I shake and pull (gotta enjoy the experience) and then tuck it back into the vault in reverse order from above.
If at a toilet, same process, except for the use of TP to catch the last drops, then if in my home or the home of another, I wipe the rim to remove any splashes, the tuck it all back in.
Bathing suit? Over the top.
I wear boxers, boxer-briefs, and in laundry crisis, briefs. I snake it out through the fly for each of them. I also just use the fly of my pants, and don’t unbutton them.
Over the top…
Unless I’m wearing a shirt that needs to be tucked in as that is really the only case where the extra trouble of going through the zipper and the flap is justified IMO.
Put my hands on my hips, unzip my fly, and have at it.
And what do you use to unzip your fly?
Ya know, this is an activity I do so automatically, with no conscious thought to the procedure, that I couldn’t remember exactly how I do it. I had to chug down my beer to generate the need to go, get up from the computer, and walk to the bathroom…only to stand there completely confused. I ended up going over the top, but somehow that just didn’t feel right. Hmm…maybe I need more beer and do additional research.
Over the top.
I nearly always wear briefs. I had boxers once but the seam was right under my balls which caused painful chafing by the end of the day. Going through the hole and zipper to involves a lot more effort.
I always wear underwear:
a) to absorb the odd drop and
b) One time I didn’t and had a painful experience with the metal zip on my jeans. :eek: Not as bad as ‘There’s Something About Mary’ but still… :o
Oh and remember: More than three shakes is a wank. 
After reading this thread, I think I finally understand why there’s always pee on the floor in public men’s rooms.:rolleyes:
Okay, lets back this up for one second. I’m confused. Out the leg hole? What if your wearing jeans?
roadkiller, I interpret it that bernse would have us believe that he is talking about when he wears jeans.
Unzip and unbutton, and pull the pants flaps aside. I want the zipper teeth well out of the way. I don’t usually wear underwear, so that’s about as complicated as it gets.
However, when it’s really cold I do wear long-johns, and then I go through the flap. I believe this is the reason the flap is there in the first place, because I can work it through the flap so that only the tip is exposed to the harsh cold.
Jesus, you people will debate about anything. :eek:
Ha! That makes more than two of us. I too (or three) thought Giraffe was a woman! And as for how I whip it out, I don’t. Not since the operation.
Yes, I’m kidding.
OK…
I unsnap and unzip my pants. I pull the penis and testicles out, the testicles rest on top of my underwear. I whiz.
If you do not pull the testicles out, there might be restriction in the urine flow which is painful.
Lastly, wives, girlfriends and whatever, do not PINCH (even lightly) while playing with your husbands dick. It hurts. My wife was doing this and I scolded her for this. It wasn’t vindictive, just that she is a sexual dumbass. I love her though.
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as a woman, i always figured that in a publice rinal situation, that men would sorta have to use the flap and keep the pants buttoned, but undo the zipper. I figured it was the whole privacy issue.
But I am ignorant in the ways of the mens room.
Bingo!
This has been fascinating and educational. I’m wondering about one thing here… What the hell is a “Y front”?
I’ve heard the term before and I just can’t figure out what type of men’s underwear would get this label. Disclaimer: I’m a girl, unmarried, no bf or SO, no brothers and no point of reference for this at all. Never even bought any men underwear except for the occasional Valentine’s Day silk boxers and I think I did that only once.
::Scampering off to start a thread about how women pee in one-piece bathing suit::