In his day job, he builds props for very loud British rock bands.
Exactly. If a female employee had enormous breasts but otherwise dressed conservatively, I think the company would be sued if they raised the issue with her.
I have to be the first to say it:
Cite?
John C. Holmes was 10.25". Ron Jeremy is 9.75". Those guys are huge, and have been measured by reliable parties for “Screw” magazine in the accepted manner - along the top of the shaft, from where it joins the body to the tip. If you’re claiming to be bigger than the Hedgehog, be prepared to provide photographic evidence in some manner that would be hard to fake. For instance, a video of you laying it on top of a current issue of a newspaper, taking a brand-new tape measure out of it’s package and measuring it from base to tip.
Otherwise, I call shenanigans.
I’m trying to figure out how the third testicle assisted the doctor in the pre-employment physical. Did it draw your lab work?
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Why on earth would they feel the need to even mention it? Unless there is some sort of miracle illegal drug out there that makes you grow an extra, it seems like nothing more than purient interest.
All you need to do is look up Mandingo or Lexington Steele to see 2 guys that put John Holmes to shame. I have no problem believing that there are plenty of guys out there that are at least as big as JH or RJ and don’t doubt Acid Lamps claim.
Why would you not believe him? If he was claiming some unheard of number like 13" or something then it would be suspect, but I’m pretty sure that JH and RJ length pricks, while not common, are more common than you seem to think.
**Guys with huge penises. How do they live with them? **
Can’t live with 'em, can’t live without 'em.
You forgot “and has a 165 IQ.”
Anyway, it’s not a fair generalization. The last time I was at an Applebee’s it was pretty busy.
The gentleman was doing the standard hernia check and he seemed to be fondling a little longer than usual. When I glanced down to see what the deal was, he said, “That’s unusual.” (not something you want to hear when someone is holding your balls).
"How long have you had that?
“I don’t know.”
“Maybe we’d better have the doctor look at this.”
At that point, my first thought was, “You’re not the doctor?”.
So, he sent me back to the doctor, who asked, “What seems to be the problem?”
“Apparently, I have an extra testicle.”
He rolls his chair aound the desk and asked me to drop pants. As he’s fondling, he muses, “It sure feels like you’re right.” He looks up at me, and with a straight face, asks, “That wouldn’t be a bad thing, would it?”
At that point, I was wondering how I was going to explain to my soon-to-be boss why I could not go to work there if I failed the physical.
A few years later, the doctor that did my vasectomy explained to me that the testicle was bifurcated (sp?) due to some injury.
A more cringeworthy sentance has yet to be written. :eek:
An aside: are there women that are exceptionally deep? I’ve seen a few … ahem, productions where some Lexington Steele-type guy packing what had to be at least a foot was getting his erect members all the way into some petite girl. We’re talking about men who were dangling two-thirds to three-quarters of the way down their thighs to their knees.
Please. If you can’t appreciate a remark that’s not only funny, but clever and insightful, too, the SDMB may not be for you. One of the major reasons that I and others keep coming back is because of the posters’ wit. (Don’t ask me for a cite about “others” - it’s been mentioned in many previous threads where some asshole resented that a ‘joke’ post had been made in the middle of ‘such a serious and deep’ GQ thread.)
Maybe they can withstand intrusion through the cervix? Sort of like getting used to anal I’d imagine…
It’s not all about length, it’s also about girth. I’ve been with guys that were that long but not especially wide. 9+ inches may not be overly common, but they also aren’t especially rare.
heh. Guy’s with large credentials, and the super wealthy, both say that their condition is not all that it’s cracked up to be.
I’ll have to take their word for it, but still, I wish I had the opportunity to form my own opinion on that…
Well, I am the proud owner of an over 17 centimeter penis, and I have no problems.
Thing is, on so many message boards, whenever a big dick thread arises, it’s a guarantee that there will be many followup posts by all sorts of members (pun intended) claiming to be hung like the longest porn stars, giving the impression that Mandingo-sized penii are just a bit beyond the peak of the bell curve, and not at the very end. You’ll also see posts like “I’ve got a below-average sized penis, but even at just eight inches my girlfriend still has problems with my hitting her cervix”, “I’m only seven and a half inches long, and only just as thick as a beer can, but …”, and so on.
I can believe that the average IQ of SDMB members is a bit higher than the norm. Penis size, though?
Fortunately, bifurcated testicles seem to be quite rare,
How about “none of the above?” Such comments have been made innumerable times on every internet forum ever. It’s especially unfunny in a thread that is specifically soliciting opinions from well endowed men and only one poster claimed to be such. It’s total thread-shitting as far as I’m concerned.
And, as in every penis thread, a correction must be made: the correct Latin plural is penes. IMNSHO, it’s best to stick to English plurals.
In the interest of fighting ignorance and all: I’ve been told by my gyno that I have an particularly long vagina. However, one of my ex’s is in the 9" range and he was still painful to accommodate in his entirety (and he never quite learned this). It’s making me cringe thinking about it.