Sounds like her being unable to look you in the eye was the problem in the first place.
HELLO…Hello…Hello…Hello…Hello
Why would you need a donut for that? Er, a “donut”? I mean, if it’s not going in all the way, isn’t it just not going to go in? Or would it bang uncomfortably against the cervix if you didn’t give it some leeway?
I won’t pretend to know the answer to that question 
, but I can turn it around and say that some women are exceptionally shallow. (Physically, not just emotionally.)
Seems to me that women’s equipment comes in a variety of widths and depths. They have physical variations same as we men do.
Putting the donut on will prevent your banging into the cervix. Your partner might appreciate that. You could simply plunge in with reckless abandon, not worrying about how deep you’re plumbing.
Oh puh-leeze. Humour definitely has a place in a thread like this.
I knew a woman who was exceptionally wide. What could I do? I had to put a board across to keep from falling in.
Well, I don’t really have to worry about that…seeing as I’m the one being plunged with reckless abandon. 
I’m glad no one’s ever banged into my cervix, though.
I just asked at Krispy Kreem about getting one of these donuts, and they looked at me funny.
Yes, but that wasn’t humor. I definitely snickered at:
It’s conceivable that at least some of this effect is simply honest, but selective, reporting. (I.e., the guys with shorter penises are less likely to announce it; thus, the average gets skewed)
Maybe not banging into but I (or my partners to be precise) have found that hitting the cervix in the right way can be very good. It’s all about technique.
That’s what happens when you tell them you’re going to take them home and glaze it yourself.
In this particular instance, there was a lot of BS going on at the company, most of which had to do with the GM’s personality defects. As Acid Lamp’s SO, this incident put the GM from “kind of a wimpy bitch” in my mind to “over the top crazy bitch” with no real effort. From this issue to issues of the GM waffling on personnel decisions* on a regular basis and dicking employees out of bonuses just because she could, she was a bad boss who was only predictable on the negative side of things, and this situation just made the workplace atmosphere a lot more tense and absurd than it was in the first place.
[sub]*She was the “I hate confrontation so I can’t say no to anybody” type, which made the entire situation of Acid Lamp’s pants/crotch issue worse for HR and the staff involved to deal with.[/sub]
As for size issues brought up, big is not always better, and things work out most nights as long as we’re having sex on a regular basis. When we were doing the LDR bit, it was more work to have successful conjugal relations, as my equipment had to become used to accommodating a larger-than-average size penis for one weekend every month or so. As far as I know, I don’t have an exceptionally long vagina, but I don’t have a shallow one either, and it doesn’t get all the way in, but it does occasionally bump the cervix. Most of the time when that happens, it’s my fault, though.
He was applying at a pawnshop.
My penis and testicles are quite average, really. ::walks off, whistling::
Unlikely-to-impossible, judging by the amount of discomfort women can have with even carefully conducted medical procedures in that realm.
Since I have nothing to add but levity:
“I measure my penis from the center of the anus to just past the tip.” - Adam Carolla
and a relevant scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU
One would expect a selection effect to be especially pronounced in a thread such as this one. Even if a fellow is perfectly satisfied with his four inches, he doesn’t have any real contribution to make in this thread, since it simply isn’t relevant to a question about large penes.
Now watch, some joker is going to post right after me to tell us about his four-inch penis.
Me, I just snake it around my waist underneath my clothes. It makes me look thicker through the middle, but…
Aw, who’m I kidding. Even if I could scrape a cervix, I’d be hard put to find one to scrape.
Penis size is a Gaussian distribution, and the mean is less than 6". One medical study, with the participants being given an erection drug to ensure maximum tumescence and being measured by urologists, had a mean of 5.5". Acid Lamp is claiming to be larger than Ron Jeremy. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Is there a volunteer willing to receive a video of proof of Acid Lamp’s remarkable appendage?