White’s not chocolate;
it’s a color, or lack of.
Just my two cents’ worth!
Just my two cents worth
Which is twice as much as I
Normally offer
Normally offer
to ol’ Mean Mister Mustard
pennies for his thoughts.
Pennies for his thoughts
Might be paying way too much.
I would like some change.
I would like some change
Said the baby to his mom
I got a load here
I got a load here,
And unloaded over there.
Freight charges are due.
Freight charges are due
To freight getting all freighted.
All that costs money.
All that costs money,
All that eats into our time,
All that annoys me.
All that costs money,
There is so much to count,
Don’t want it anyway.
“All that annoys me”
or “Don’t want it anyway.”
Which one do i chose ?
Which one do I chose -
Green Acres or city life?
Asked Eva Gabor.
Asked Eva Gabor
If she’d marry me, she said
Don’t even go there
Don’t even go there
much like an off-color joke
advice lost on me
Advice lost on me:
Keep everything organized,
Keep everything clean.
“Keep everything clean,”
she demanded, but come on:
that’s no fun, is it?
that’s no fun, is it?
Putting cream cheese in your shoe
I much prefer jam
I much prefer jam
to peanut butter, you know;
I’m wacky that way.
I’m wacky that way;
And some other ways, also.
But not like they are!
“… but not like they are,”
the Duke said, with a slight sniff;
he’s a haughty one.
He’s a haughty one.
Not at all like my girlfriend –
She’s a naughty one!
dedicated to Marie
-“BB”-