Just Flintstones reruns?
I think I’ll just go outside.
Turn the TV off.
Turn the TV off;
There are dogs to be played with.
Wrestling on the rug.
Wrestling on the rug?
My Great Aunt Edna loves to!
Yes, she’s an odd duck.
Yes, she’s an odd duck
Most definitely quackers
Daffy as a loon
Daffy as a loon:
No longer woo-hoo, woo-hoos.
Gets shot regardless.
Gets shot, regardless
Of anti vaccination
Propaganda lies.
Propaganda lies
Only are the very weak-willed
Fooled by that old gag
Fooled by that old gag
Bugs Bunny wearing a dress
Won’t fool me again
Won’t fool me again
I said; but found I couldn’t
Always avoid it.
Always avoid it
Dat ol’ devilish moonshine
Destroys your brain cells
Destroys your brain cells,
Stiffens and pales your liver,
So watch what you drink.
So watch what you drink.
Of course, your eyes’ll be crossed;
Might ruin your shirt.
Might ruin your shirt
Kneading like that; but he purrs
And he is so cute!
(I suppose it depends on how you pronounce ruin.)
And he is so cute!
Elon Musk is to die for!
Or send him crypto
Or send him crypto
Or send Elon to a crypt
Get out that darn O
Get out that darn O,
and you just have twenty-five
letters remaining
Letters remaining
To be mailed; I suppose I
Need these things called “stamps”?
Need these things called “stamps”?
In days of yore, those “Green Stamps”
Got me lots of loot
Got me lots of loot
Will double or triple it
Heading to Vegas
Heading to Vegas.
Plan to drink myself to death,
Like Nicholas Cage.