Skulls are just no fun
Because they’re empty inside
That’s a no-brainer
“That’s a no-brainer”,
The Tin Man replied when asked:
“Who is that scarecrow?”
“Who is that scarecrow?”
I enquired innocently
“That’s Lindsey Lohan.”
That’s Lindsay Lohan!
Used to look like Ann-Margret
Now she just looks used.
Now she just looks used
Like an '84 Grand Am
Headlights are drooping
Headlights are drooping
Fix that intimate problem
With my nipple clamps
With my nipple clamps
muffins stay fresher longer!
just twist–and clamp 'em!
“Just twist–and clamp 'em!”,
brayed the informercial dude
O how I hate him!
O how I hate him!
Today’s snake oil salesman.
Kevin Trudeau sucks!
Kevin Trudeau sucks!
Garry Trudeau has talent.
Pierre Trudeau died.
Pierre Trudeau died
Over a decade ago
right, Rip Van Winkle?
Right, Rip Van Winkle?
Left, Irving’s Ichabod Crane?
Guess characters’ views!
Guess characters’ views!
OK. Let’s do Chewbacca:
He’s anti-Smart Car
He’s anti-smart car
KITT is talking too much sass
“Don’t think so, Michael”
“Don’t think so, Michael
I won’t have sex with you.” That’s
what she really said
What she really said
had nothing to do with me
removing my pants
Removing my pants
assuming the position…
tax season is here!
Tax season is here
time to invent some children
I need deductions.
I need deductions.
“Elemntary my dear
Wilson” said Greg House.
“Wilson,” said Greg House
“It’s not lupus.” And then his
imune system failed