Haiku Madness

Of all World Series,
One team’s drought will end tonight.
No ties in baseball.

No ties in baseball.
It’s Cubs, or Injuns, tonight.
Glory to victor!

Glory to victor!
Cubs won in one awesome game!
Goat stew served tonight!

Goat stew served tonight!
HOLY COW!! HEY, THE CUBS WIN!!!
Sing it: GO CUBS GO!!!

Sing it: GO CUBS GO!!!
Go away! Go hibernate!
It’s hockey season

It’s hockey season?
Why so Mean, Mr. Mustard?
Let those Cubs fans gloat!

Let those Cubs fans gloat!
We only get this every
century or so

Century or so?
Cubs fans’ hangovers will take
Days to recover

Days to recover
From the Tigers meh season
Guess I’m just jealous

Guess I’m just jealous
Giants got beat by the Cubs
I am jealous too

I am jealous too
I am Curious (Yellow)
Had many sequels

Had many sequels
Been filmed and been watched, d’ya know?
Repeated bad plots.

Repeated bad plots
Where on earth can I bury
Uncle Sylvester?

“Uncle,” Sylvester.
Just say it. Tweety Bird’s got
Your goat once again.

Your goat once again
Is babysitting my kids
They call her nanny

They call her Nanny:
Juliet Mills. Richard Long
Was the Professor.

Was The Professor
Really so smart? Then why no
Coconut iPhone?

Coconut iPhone
What you expect to see on
Gilligan’s Island

Gilligan’s Island
Seven stranded castaways.
A song we all know.

A song we all know:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair…