We inquire, argue
and flame to no good purpose.
The thread-killer – “cite?”
marque elf, I thank you.
I appreciate your words.
Now I am blushing.
am i relevant
will I live a page one life
or fade in dope shame
Once (1960)
Man in Marianas Trench.
Became running gag.
Simulposts occur?
Someone’s sure to cite Rio
By Duran Duran.
“Guests” appear, make posts,
Only to be banned quickly.
Turns out they were socks.
I’m all alone here
SDMB time big time
Let’s up my post count.
Let’s send an e-mail
To TUBADiva right now
Spotting Granny thread
Pissed-off Doper snarls,
“Had enough! I’m outta here!”
When come back, bring pie.
A haiku addict
Must stop unending poems
Or day is shot
Angels on pin head
Dance in a crowd or alone?
I have no idea
Open new thread soon
Ask and ye answer swiftly
Or link to old one
Do not fret my friend
Cecil always speaks the truth
Fight your ignorance
There is no third word
That dares end with G R Y
When come back, bring pie.
Anger not the mods
See your reflection in the
Shine of their jackboots
Hey mods you realize
That the above was a joke?
Please do not ban me.
Oh but for Cecil
To grace us with a haiku
That would be splendid
A note to newbies:
Fastest way to get well known?
Beastiality.
Fair warning to all:
Unattended computer?
Very bad idea.
The next thing you know
Even guests are mocking you
All respect is gone.
Some posters love to
Beat a dead horse until it
Makes a noise like “baaa”.
Hey there Hal Briston
At least your Giants have offense.
My Ravens just suck.
As does my haiku
In the post just above this
I can’t count too good
When writing haiku
You preview and count, count, count
Preview is your friend.
Anagram your name –
Amazon Floozy Goddess
Will create a cute cartoon.
On some lazy day
A Doperball game will start.
“Put it in the GOAL!”
The miscounting of syllables is contagious! I should have written:
Anagram your name –
Amazon Floozy Goddess
Might draw a cartoon!
Come on now, really
There is this song called “Rio”
Tell me who sang that
After four Sundays
Which Manning has nine TDs?
Peyton? Guess again.
Don’t get me started
Writing NFL haikus
I’ll be here all day