This is a thread where
you can post Doper haiku
I shall start it off.
Anthracite is my
favorite virtu-mother
hail to the Dark Queen
Arnold Winkelried
has a name that makes me laugh.
snicker hee hee hee
Manhattan’s secret
is that he actually lives
in Jersey City
The elite clique has
yet to manifest itself
in my posts. Boo hoo.
dpr says that
he is in love with my girl
I will beat him up.
Spider Woman is
the woman to talk to if
you want a nice hat
Homer monkey porn
shroom and computer melting
he doesn’t recall
I enjoyed my time
with Geobabe and Robot
Arm- we got ice cream
JDT must have
been lobotomized in his
bad circumcision
I do not wish to
bite Crunchy Frog even though
I am a newbie
More haiku will come
after my anthro paper
please post your own, too.
Straight dope message board
Depending on the forum
Knowledge or bullshit
Is that an attack
upon this thread’s worthiness?
I raise my eyebrow.
No, not an attack
A commentary on me
More than anything
I am no newbie
Yet my post count is quite low
I must post more crap.
People in the pit
They fight and argue often
Is there hope for peace?
General Questions
I have them, everyone does
Good answers do come.
People speak their mind
In the opinion forum
Do you have a fave?
Great debates rage on
Politics and religion
Prepare for battle.
Pointless stuff I share
It is extremely mundane
But it pads post counts.
Here I write haiku
I waste my time too often
I have homework - bye.
Andygirl’s haikus
Started with me in my thread
Should I get credit?
No, probably not
A big whore for attention
I’ve been called much worse.
This thread is so great
I anticipate much art
I suck at haikus
aha, dear aha.
He sent me an email
this very afternoon.
In another thread
I said that I would like a
Christmas gift from him.
“Sure!” he said to me,
and he also said that I
Could use his first name.
aha is my friend.
Aging Rock Stars sure can be
really, really nice! 
Subject to cruel love
Sk8 tries to overcome it
Will Sk8 love again?
Miss Una Persson
If all know her awful shame
Will she still be loved?
Dear Pepperlandgirl
Smart, funny, and college bound
You make me so proud
Nice dragonlady
Doing the best that she can
Pray for warm Winters
Scotti is too sweet
Her poor kitty must get well
My heart is with you
Sexy evilbeth
Tempts me with her words of fire
Must go now, back soon. 
Aenea my friend
Went to Chinese food with me
And talked for four hours
Silverfire is sad
But she shouldn’t be, because
So many love her!
Falcon has a cat!
Loves to sleep on her speaker
And play her keys
Techchick sixty-eight
Has much computer savvy
And a lovely face
Lee stitches and sews
And makes very nice dresses
Miss chatting with her!
Dear Sweet Sue Duhnym
I misunderstood - sorry
Is just not enough
Together at last
Andygirl and Quietgirl
Happy Thanksgiving!
…And play with her keys…
(damn! but I wish we could edit these…)
I was going to
Post a help wanted ad
But you folks know me
Scotti, please tell me
What is wrong with your kitty.
Feeling bad for you.
I think I last wrote
Any haiku poetry
When in the fourth grade
But I find I am
Thinking in fives and sevens
Like I never stopped
The only way now
To end this insanity
Is to go to bed
Tristan
13
posting from my work
I read too many dope threads
and feel my brain swell
empty knowledge is
JDT’s infamy yet
even he dwells here
Tho sad, Welfy sits
and types in the dark knowing
that she is welcome
Tristan obsesses
and even he has come home
to the board we love
In time I shall post
but now, haiku’s flee my mind
like scared birds from trees
Does Maeglin posess
a double X or XY?
damn genderless names
I have just purchased
one of Eve’s biographies
I expect dry wit
punha looks quite nice
when he is sans a t-shirt
not bad for a boy
Cecil Adams is
quite possibly Ed Zotti
will we ever know?
SeaDiver likes me.
Why? Only because she’s a
very sweet person.
VougeVixen was gone
Now she’s back. Yeeeeaaaaah! But why won’t
She talk to Una?
Archeologist
Rasa from Rhode Island is
Going to the West
Spider Woman posts
Limericks, happy things, and
Such nice sentiments
Oh Ms Anthracite,
I know I’m not a woman
But could you do me?
dropzone does not seem
to be very good at his
double entendres.
I had just figured
Coal Woman knew what I meant.
Your mind is dirty.
I am an eighteen
year old college student, so
what do you expect?