I am just a guy.
I have heard them all before
And maybe said some.
But I cannot wait.
Five-thirty will come to soon.
I must hit the hay.
Sea Diver? No way.
Sea Goddess. What in the HELL
does she see in us?
Jophiel adopts
an angel’s name. So what’s with
the flaming trident?
Nymysys is cute
and yet, she’s still nice to me.
Inconceivable!
Juan de Cuba. Man,
get with the program! Send us
cigars and good rum!
And finally (for now, anyway):
Any time you want
to move in, Silver Fire,
half the bed is yours.
Alas! dropzone, just
Take estrogen, shave, and start
The Real Life Trial
Oh andygirl! You
are too young for me, and love
quietgirl too much.
No one writes for me
I shall wallow in pity
ok, now I’m fine.
This is for Una
eeeeeeeyooooore, eeeeeeyooooore, go Donkey!
I’ll paint you blue ma’am.
Andygirl whoooooo,
you and quietgirl and me
the ol’ college try
Well gosh, if I was
not damned to hell before now
I’m sure I will, now.
Ah, the straight dope board
Liers and dopers and trolls
there’s no place like home.
Montfort and Anniz
had a great time in Sweeden
we all wish them well
At some point in time
I wish to buy Uncle Beer
a glass of water
Lynn Bodoni is
on that list of people whom
you do not fuck with
oldscratch can attest
the dangers of hedonism
the TMI thread
Based on Esprix’s posts
I am beginning to think
that he might be gay
Ender is one of
those people you want to smack
and hug all at once
andygirl, why are
you so prolific, and so
damn entertaining?
He greeted nineteen
But he wrote haiku for none
Maybe now he will
andygirl, please
write a haiku about
the humble Lizard
He has 550+ posts
here, but he still can’t
write haikus well
I know I’m not the only
poster you see, but please
write a haiku for me?
When I think about
Lizard, I want to get drunk.
Best not to ask.
<snicker>
I want to see the
gun Lizard takes on airplanes
Stop, you gutter mind.
I shall accept both,
Andy, as sweet payment for my
hot monkey lovin’
I can hear the drums
ba da bum bum bum bum bum
ba da bum bum bum
Pardon me, but you
do not happen to have six
fingers on your hand?
Confucious did say
man without tissue near him
will come in handy
Confucious said too,
man who fart while on church bench
clearly sits in pew.
Haiku, Haiku, you
do not rhyme. I wish I could
just a single time.
Oh no! I just said
These haikus are for dopers
I’m a hijacker!
Must get on track now
um…everyone here listen
this haiku’s for you!
So drink it up now
the brew is quite cold. I’m not
getting younger here.
Damn, maybe I’m just
not good at this haiku stuff
well, you can blow me.
I’d buy you the
beer but it would feel
a little weird
andygirl means
one more girl Lizard
won’t be getting
andygirl mocks me
snow falling outside gently
snowball to her head
I fear snowball fights
the abusive mods make me
beg for my poor life
I expect that now
I am not long for this world
I now live in fear
Does she think perhaps
that ULVAN has no power
over male dopers?
Never appears in
threads like this one. Won’t you please
write haikus for me?
I, Jack Dean Tyler
Circumscientology
Church Leader I am.
Though matt_m.c.l.
Lost an election, he won
Our admiration
Duke spent ten long days
Battling the dread influenza
<cough sneeze cough cough cough>
I vacate this thread
andygirl and ender-w
Throw snowballs elsewhere
Coldfire now a mod.
One wonders…will he become
like all the others?
Mega the Roo, will
you take offense if I say
You are a hottie?
Ruffian, it’s too
bad you’re no longer single.
We both dig fish tanks.
Satan can always
be counted on to respond
to threads with his name.
Turpentine loves to
manufacture flying rats
in a spare moment.
Jesuslynch is a
parrothead like me. Maybe
we’ll share tequila.
God damn you Ender,
My apple juice is sticky
And on my keyboard
My stories are dumb
And my plots are innane, yet
People like them. Why?
Now I must write more
And include many Dopers
The pressure is on :eek: