She misunderstood.
Got my haiku anyway,
But it left me sad.
No, she understood
She was just being funny
Didn’t want you sad! 
Always the same ones
Picked as favorite dopers
The rest of us sigh
Not that it bugs me
I have lots of self-esteem
yeah really I do
No pity party
I’m making a feeble joke
Or crying for help
I’ve got to stop now
I’m starting to make me ill
Time to end this post
Hey FairyChatMom
All your posts are fun to read.
Wish I had a boat.
Never wrote one of
these haiku thingies before.
How am I doing?
matt_mcl got a
lot of votes yesterday. Must
be a sexy boy! 
Esprix
Our Una has a
Terrible, awful secret
That she won’t tell us.
It tears at her guts
And it makes her long for death.
It can’t be that bad.
Whatever secret
She thinks will make us hate her,
I can think of worse
She should confide it
to someone that she can trust
So it won’t kill her.
She can’t understand
That we like her anyway.
Past deeds can’t end that.
Here’s a hug for you,
A woman who cares too much.
Anthracite’s my friend
By the way, Una,
Anything would make me sad.
It wasn’t your fault.
I’m not really sure
But much as I’d like, Andy
wouldn’t snowball me.
scanning Enders post
for some sort of snowballing
double entendre
(for Andygirl)
hug hug hug hug hug hug
hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug
feeling better now?
I search threads like this
Hoping to find my name here.
The hell with you all.
Montfort and Anniz
Making trips across the sea.
Who’s gonna move where?
Olentzero’s name
has too many syllables
for easy haiku
I lurk all day long.
I don’t post very often.
But I love to chat!
Una hates herself
Her body is hideous
Why must it be so?
Una is evil
Or at least she feels that way
Most all of the time
Una feels trapped, and
Can see no way out that will
Not lose all her friends
If Una tells it
Then the mass witchhunt will start
Flaming and hatred
Pitchforks and torches
She will be hunted down and
Removed from the Board
So Una will wait
Until it’s too much to bear
Then she will exit.
No Pity Parties
Just like a ghost in the fog
She will disappear
No e-mails, please, they
Are not needed. Just a slow
day at work. Ho hum.
Dumb fucking client
I need a signed contract now!
What is your problem?
I must buy tickets
Before seven days, or they
Will cost a buttload
Fax me the contract
Or I will personally
Flame your Spanish ass
andy has been kept
quite busy with her schoolwork
before finals week
I apologize
to those I have not mentioned
expect yours quite soon
Una the coal girl
why are you always so sad?
I wish you could smile
Jack Batty is sick
sniffling sneezing coughing
hope you get well soon
oldscratch is sleeping
tomorrow I will be there
this makes Rasa glad
zyzzyva just is
always there when I need him
he is a true friend
Bay Area folk
I will be there very soon
can hardly wait… woo!
Chubby Hubby, Bo-
vinity Divinity
and Chunky Monkey
Una—
You can break my heart
when you talk about yourself
as hateful and bad.
Again, you don’t know.
You’ve given us no credit.
We love and don’t care.
It is difficult
To impress us with evil.
We have seen it all.
Nobody you are
(Unless you are Mark Serlin)
Will get you thrown off.
Look at the pictures
From the last Chicago Fest.
I am not Tom Cruise.
But I get along.
(Although I keep covered up!)
I don’t hate myself.
I wish you would learn
Appearances don’t matter
when your heart is good.
We’re all virtual:
Our bodies temporary,
Our souls immortal.
dropzone writes so well,
so deep, my eyes are misty
words heartfelt and true
Stoidela enjoys
rat dogs and vintage porn sites
such an enigma
If "Fairy"ChatMom
does not have pointy ears then
her name doth mislead
to Fairy Princess Kitty:
If I did not have
to pay college tuition
you would get Eeyore
Something to confess
a secret that I have kept
my snowball fetish
Olentzero is
a doper who makes me laugh
once and awhile
THespos does not seem
to be a big fan of the
things that squeak at night
I do hope to meet
Biggirl some day so I could
make her a sandwich
dropzone, I wish to
say that Tom Cruise is very
much overrated
screech-owl, you should talk
to THespos about his mouse
problem. Solution?
Ahem, Myron Van
Horowitzski, your name is
too long for haiku
Silver Fire is
a hottie with a new cat
meow on both counts
There are naked pics
of BornDodgy on her site
not like that, you perv
It seemed like a stunt
but this haiku poetry
forces discipline