I don’t like haiku
but here is the bandwagon
I must hop on board
My husband posts here
but only very rarely
he is UndeadDude
The work day winds down
I look for entertainment
haiku sound like fun
Personal project:
to write a poem every day
in cold November
At first I did well
but lately I’ve been slacking
do these haiku count?
My fellow Dopers
I am greatly enjoying
your witty banter
Fighting ignorance
Since nineteen-seventy-three
(Longer than we thought).
Rasa my good friend
will be here with me this week
I can’t believe it.
I’m wishing that i
knew others a bit better
so i could write more.
Andygirl, whoooooaaaa!
She has a snowball fetish
Switching teams, perhaps?
TwistofFate, snowball
means to, um…lets see here…hmmm…
go rent Clerks, OK?
Try using Anti-
disestablishmentarian-
ism in Haiku
Sometimes its funny
To kiss a nose that’s runny
But sometimes it’s snot
Sometimes I like
to follow rules exactly
But often I’m a non-conformist.
Andygirl, why do
you ignore me in favor
of all these others?
nymysys needs love,
she feels unwanted by us,
big attention hog
and now a better one…just so she doesn’t kick my ass 
in chicago sits,
a lovely girl, nymysys
awaiting new years.
Two pages! Only
two Nym haikus at this point.
Fuckers! A.A.N.
nym. you know we care
I simply avoided this thread
up until today
and to make up for lost time
why would anyone want
to spend new years in chi-town
cali is better.
haiku nymysys
if you don’t then i will have to
get wu-tang on you.
Scratchie, don’t you see?
If we were in Cali, there
would be distractions.
I’ve never written
a haiku before today.
what the hell – I’ll try.
ladybug needs to
start studying for finals
but she’s reading threads. 
someone is old
and can no longer be called
a true hedonist
get your ass out here
you will have much more fun in
cali with all’v us
and lastly
no rasa haiku?
words are inadequete to
describe how I feel.
monster is lurking
So maybe she will see this.
Some haikus for her.
Her name’s Amanda.
Along with her son Blake they’re
Gunsmoke’s Miss Kitty.
She says she loves chat.
I don’t know where she does it.
Do enlighten us, please.
Amanda is cute
And her Blake looks just like her.
She seems to breed true.
Hedonism is
as hedonism does, or
so I’ve heard, Fucker.
Look who is talking!
Rasa’s wrapped you up so tight
you look like a gift.
I will be in to
your state soon, this I promise.
Chi ain’t no Cali.
Lo and besides! I’m
not dieting for nothing.
Gonna be a star!
Make Anamorphic
put me in his movies. He’s
a genius, you know.
I now love dropzone
He knows the way to my heart
Is to sweet talk me
I chat on #straightdope
I was there last night with friends
Where were you? Asleep?
So many Haiku
Not one about Mr. C
I say fuck you all.
Mr. Cynical
Can be charming or drink beer.
But not both at once.
MrC now works
For my computer vendor
Can I get one free?
My socks itch my feet
Will you scratch them for me, please?
(My feet, not my socks)
Mister Cynical
Happy Noodle Boy! I plead
please! No speacial sauce
he’s on probation
soliciting prostitutes
caught with a quarter