My friends and I started a game where we write the title for our autobiography for ourselves or each other.
“The Life and Times of a Programmer, Army Officer, Scientist, Musician, To Be Determined?”
My friend wrote a funny haiku:
So many dumb things
Could fill a volume or two
If really small books
We’re having a blast so I thought perhaps the Teeming Millions might like to give it a try.
Oh no only just
begun and already I’ve
run out of syllab
Reza Baluchi
tried to cross the Atlantic
in a hydro pod.
I wrote this one for my buddy:
Flamin’ Moe, Not Drink
Father Farmer Gamer Dude
Good friend indeed
And he wrote this one for me:
Alcon Champion
RockBard’s Chords Enchant the Night
Paladin at Heart
Wish I was a dog.
No, wish I was a rabbit.
Humans annoy me.
I always wanted
To be a superhero -
Never got the power.
I hope I don’t bring the mood down with these.
There’s still a closet,
I grew up inside of it.
Outside is better.
Surprised to be old,
Carelessness was my métier
And never paid for it.
I don’t make much noise,
Just slip and slide around; you’ll
Miss me when I’m gone.
Born weird, got weirder
Life is full of simple joy
Thanks to tentacles
Love it!
All moods are welcome! 
Those feel very thoughtful and meaningful.
I know right? How annoying!?!
I’m with you! Humans suck.
Little to show for
All those resources and time
Wasted potential
Got what I asked for
All except for the money.
Can I keep this up?