Ten famous comic haikus

Re: Thor

Ha!

Help me! I am trapped
In a Haiku factory!
Save me before they

My inner rage grows
When I can’t write a poem
And then Haiku smash!

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For many years, my sister, who lives in San Diego, had a dog who had lost his eyesight in a car accident.

Canine of black fluff
Eyeballs present do not work
Ocean sniff enjoy

Yes, I saw you posted that on that site as a contest entry and quite like it.

Spider-Man

*Bookish lad’s aunty
Improbably naïve at
Lip-smacking at flies. *

If you’re on Facebook or Twitter, I have an ongoing series called #SingleLifeHaiku

Bespectacled Clark,
Mild-mannered reporter, is
Really Superman!

To convey one’s mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
(John Cooper Clarke)

Gold.

Lol. Thanks.

My favorite is from a great little book called Gay Haiku.

Did you just say you
think Mansfield Park is boring?
Get out of my house.

Written after the criticality incident at Tokai-mura

Procedure Compliance - a haiku

A blinding blue flash
White kimonos in the Spring
Bring the Honor Knife

My favorite from the old Page O’ Flames (or was it the Page 'O One Liners?):

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

To sleep, is perchance

To enter his spooky house.

Avoid his sister.

Something kind:

The Cecil Adams
In Chicago, Illinois
Thank you for your work!