Spam screams,
“Would you like a Russian wife?”
No way, I don’t speak her language.
“Warp drive is off-line, Captain!”
What now?
“I’m doing the best I can, Jim!”
Alero dings “Tire pressure low”
No! I checked it!
I’m right, not you!
Electricity dies at home,
No sounds from kitchen,
I alone live.