Happy 2006 sequential threads

**C.K. Dexter Haven, what is “this”?
Some Motherfucker Is Fucking With My Car!!!
Quick, get 'em now!
**

Well, Dex, get moving!

From IMHO:

There should be free spay/neuter clinics for…
Periods of celibacy
Damn, I think that’s taking this celibacy thing a bit far, don’t you?

**Things to say to children that will screw them up, not serious

Happy Asimov Day! **

**I give up on Starbucks

Share your whiny sob story **

**There should be free spay/neuter clinics for…

Southern California-isms **

I predict a good sequential run for the spay/neuter clinic thread

New Posts–

Are observant Mormons healthier than average?

Utahs Great Salt Lake

That celibacy thread is producing some good ones…

Dumb reasons for staying single
Periods of celibacy

**A talking toy doll of you is being made. What would it say?

I amuse myself… **

In My Humble Opinion:

**Where do you fall down on the job?
What is the best booze you ever had? **

The one I had right before I fell down on the job.

In New Posts:

Where do you fall down on the job?
You! Yes, you, you psychotic hosebeast! You’re FIRED!!

Umm, ask her.

MPSIMS:

** Okie Dopers, I have a burning question
I’m bored. Let’s have a baby Jesus burning party **

And now in the Cafe,

**Help me with James Bond trivia questions.
Ask the guy whose seen almost all of the James Bond movies. **

That’s a good suggestion.

I had Botox injected into my testicles.
Our night of passion turned into Shadow Puppet Theater.

Should have read that list of side effects.

New Posts:

Do not greet the Chinese Consulat general with “Konichiwa!”
No Cheese - Goddammit, I said NO CHEESE!!!

Ah, then it was just a simple misunderstanding…

I had Botox injected into my testicles
I’ve satisfied my compulsion.

I’m so pleased to hear that!

::tries to coax the ‘boys’ back out of his pelvis:: :eek:

What is the argument in favor of gay marriage?
Drug Testing and the Right to Privacy.

Periods of celibacy
What are your Boycotts for 2006?

** So…I might be living next door to a murderer…
Good News If You’re Being Chased By a T. Rex! **

I’ve just accomplished a long time career goal!
Somebody needs to congratulate me!

New Posts:

Unbelievable stuff you say at work
You stupid, selfish, unprofessional bitch.
Some Motherfucker Is Fucking With My Car!!!

Happiness is…
Legos! Lots of Legos!

Good News If You’re Being Chased By a T. Rex!
Everybody can relax now…
*BOOM Goes the Dynamite - SDMB Pokertropolis First Quarter, 2006