I hope it’s a good one.
+1
The vast majority of me wants to wish Miller a happy birthday, but a small minority of me is self-conscious of appearing to try and score brownie points with a Mod.
<raises glass>
L’Chaim!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Miller-I hope the magical monkey’s paw I sent your way gives you everything you so richly deserve! 
Happy birthday!
Don’t be. That’s totally what I’m trying to do.
Thanks, everyone! Brownie points all around!
I missed this earlier. I hope you had a great birthday.
Oh …
Happy Birthday, young Moderator Miller, did the Chicago Reader forward the present I sent you?
Idle, this thread would have been a LOT more fun had you started it in the forum Miller moderates. :):
Happy birthday Miller!
Miller doesn’t have a birthday. He emerged fully formed on the day The Pit was created.