Hey all, a little birdie told me that it is Olentzero’s birthday (Thursday?). Let’s have a birthday party for him. For those of you in the DC area, we’ll give him belated birthday spankings at Au Bon Pain at the next Lunch Bunch. 
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Olentzero, I baked you a cake!!!
Just make sure that you share it with everyone.
WOO WOO Spanking time at the next lunch bunch!!!
HUGS… I mean spanks!
Sqrl
Ps. No hug ever applies to vanilla, december, and now that jesus freak asshole.
Happy birthday Jeff!
I’ll let Sqrl and dc administer the spankings; they’ll enjoy it more.
happy birthday to yoooooooooou
you live in a zoooooooooooo
you smell like a monkeeeeeeeeey
and you look like one tooooooo…
d&r
Assuming this isn’t an urban legend spread by The Terrorists (pat. pend.) to hurl us all into confusion and embarassment by accidentally giving good wishes where none are deserved (not saying good wishes aren’t deserved, just not, if it’s not, BIRTHDAY wishes, if you see what I’m saying): hippity-hoppity heigh-ho birfday.
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I’m going to stick with the succint and traditional “Happy Birthday, Olentzero!”
Happy commie!
Huh? What did I ever do to not deserve a hug??
Vanilla you are an awful person and are not deserving of a hug even from your own children. You don’t like it take it to the pit.
Sqrl
I would give you a birthday kiss, but I have used up my allotment for this month.
So, a “Happy Birthday, eh?” will have to suffice. Best wishes, good health for you and yours in the coming year.
Happy B’day Olent!!
If I had a musket, you’d get a one gun salute - 21 times of course (and probably a lot of property damage, knowing my firing accuracy).
nah. No need for a pit.
You are imaginign things. Show me one way I am so awful. You can’t.
So where Olent to tell us what he got?
Do socialists celebrate birthdays? If so, maybe I’ll let Anniz spank you.
Maybe.
Happy Birthday!
I have this sneaking suspicion that Oletzero will show up in a second & say: “Birthday?”
But, I hope not.
HAPPY B-DAY! You Wacky Champion Of The Down-Trodden Masses, You!
Nope, FYI his birthday is officially today, Nov. 2.
Ja, må du leva, Ja, må du leva,
Ja, må du leva uti hundrade år.
Ja, visst ska du leva, Ja, visst ska du leva,
Ja, visst ska du leva uti hundrade år.
Och när du har levat,
och när du har levat,
och när du har levat uti hundrade år,
ja då ska du skjutas,
ja då ska du skjutas,
ja då ska du skjutas på en skottkärra fram.
“Ett fyraldigt leve… leve han.
HURRAH, HURRAH, HURRAH, HURRAH.”
I hope you have a great day Jeff.
I stay off the boards for two days and this is what I miss. 
Thanks all y’all! Backslaps for the guys, hugs/kramar for the wimminfolk. Now I’m gonna have to make a list so I can return the favor when yours roll around.
Now what would really make my day is to have Sam Stone dress up like Marilyn Monroe and sing “Happy Birthday Mister Commie”, and then get joined by Scylla, Libertarian and erislover in Village People getup so they can sing “YMCA” and “In the Navy”. I could use a good laugh.
I guess there are plans made for me by Valkyrie and the Tzeroling for tonight, so if this thread survives another day I’ll come back and tell y’all what happened. I hope Monsters Inc. is in there somewhere!
Oh, and Ginger, you treat dcnewsman nice when he gets up there, you hear?