Okay, I’m not going to say how many years, because you’re standing right here and might hit me, but Happy Happy Birthday!
Thomas, I’m going to get your lady drunk tonight! 
Who cares how many years?? She’s gorgeous! Happy Birthday, Shayna!
Wha…?
You’re going out without me! Dangit!
Ok, ok. That’s alright, I already went out and had me some drinkin’.
Shayna… I wish you a fantabulous birthday, have plenty to drink and may all your wishes (ok, the one really big wish) come true.
Cheers to my first internet crush! Happy birthday, kid.
I did remember the right day…my calendar was erased and I thought it was today, but I wasn’t sure and I wanted to start the thread but I didn’t want to be all embarassed in case I was wrong so I just sent a card.
Now that I’m done over-explaining:
Happy Birthday Surrogate Big Sis!!!
Happy birthday! 
Happy birthday, Cous!
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Shayna!
Now I feel bad that I emailed you about the People Pages… hehe
Shayna, happy birthday huge hugs!!!
I hope all your birthday wishes come true
Well, if she’s drinking… hm, I’m gonna guess she’s 24 now.
Happy birthday, Shayna!! Here’s a return birthday smooch for ya!
Happy Birthday!
Ginger
danthe was just being nice about the 24 thing. Happy 27th, Shayna, you are as lovely as ever and twice as sweet. I hope you are sloppy drunk and having a blast right now.
Shayna, don’t you even listen to those joiks!
As one of my original favorite posters (dang it to heck, I just can’t find the link), happy birthday! Whichever it is (and I’m not making any assumptions at all)! I’m sure you’re, like, 25 or so (just looking at your People Pages pic). 
Right?
Happy 21st birthday, Shayna. You don’t look a day past 18.
::peels his mouth off of her ass and leaves::
You’re a wonderful person and a good friend. My greatest desire for you is to have all you wished for come true. This is going to be the best year of your life and will provide you with beautiful memories. Happy Birthday Shayna!
Love,
Bren
Happy Birthday, my precious flower!
I’m sad I can’t be there with you, but with a bit of luck, I’ll be there (or you’ll be here :)) next year - and next year, and the year after that… How’s that for a happy birthday wish? I love you SO BLOODY MUCH!
I’m glad you had a great day (and that my gift arrived in time, phew) - now I’m just looking forward to celebrating with you in person.
Hmmm, Helouise, Shayna (Hi Sweetie) didn’t sound drunk on the phone ?
Oh, and Mercutio: Watch it with those lips. Mine.
S. Norman, very much in love
A very happy birthday to ya, Shayna!
A very happy birthday to you, Shayna!
Hmm…I’m trying to think of a cool toast kinda thing to say, but…dang, I just can’t think of one. Well, I wish you very well on your birthday, despite my lack of a poetic tongue, tonight.
Shayna is old enough to drink??? Good gracious, you look damn good for 21
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest, sweetest people I know (IRL or on the net). Hope it’s a great one