OK, he like never posts, but gosh darn it maybe this’ll get him out of hiding! (He claims everyone always says things before and better than he does, but I disagree wholeheartedly.)
I won’t say how old he is, except to say that he’s older than me (although not by much). And I’m sure jkusters will be in momentarily to wish the same to him as well.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THOMASM! 
Esprix
Happy Birthday ThomasM. Esprix did tell you about Doper birthday threads didn’t he ?
::drags out nakked twister game, cherry flavored body oil, gallon jugs of booze and super soakers filled with warm water for washing up later ::
Enjoy !
:eek:
Hoo, boy - look at the time! I gotta get going, 'cause, I got… a… thing… to get to… now… bye!
Esprix
Feh, first he wishes me a happy birthday, and then he flees at the first sign of a party. Esprix, Esprix, Esprix. Whatever shall we do with you. 
Ayesha, why don’t you put the booze over on the counter, for those that imbibe, and put some clothes on the twister game before it gets embarassed about being naked.
Happiest of days, thomasm!
Scotti
Actually, I wasn’t going to make a public wish, since I’m not a big “birthday celebration” kind of guy (that’s a whole 'nother thread), but we did celebrate in private. And since I wasn’t able to get him all the gifts I wanted to for his actual birthday, he’s gonna get some later in the week as well. And you know what that means… More private celebrations.
Esprix, better make sure you got ear plugs…
JOhn.
Ookies to you!
Happy birthday!