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<clearing throat>
Hap-py birth-day to you
Hap-py birth-day to you
Hap-py birth-day dear Val-er-ie
Hap-py birth-day to YOU!
Come join in, in greeting our favorite Chicago doper a Happy Birthday. 
Happy Birthday, Valerie!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy…
Birthday!!!
Happy B-day Valerie!
Hippo birdie two ewe…
Happy Birthday Veeb! 
Rose
Thanks guys! Tonight I’ll do a shot for each of ya.
Happy Birthday to my favorite meanie!
Another February birthday? Wow! We should have our own club or something. 
Happy birthday, Valerie! Here’s to many more!
Well, I don’t want to get on your bad side, so Happy Bday, VB!
Well, here’s to getting you plastered. Happy Birthday VB. Hope it’s a good one.
Well, I already did a shot with a toast to Veebs, but I better go public, too.
Happy 22nd, VB. Here’s to many, many more 22nd bdays.
Happy birthday, most favoritest and beloved Veebie!
(Zenster! Dude! I gave that “hippo birdie two ewe” card to my brother years ago! Never knew anyone else had seen that card! hehehe…)
May a roving gang of escaped circus monkeys break down your front door and juggle and hula hoop and copulate and dance the watusi for you as you down your shots.
Happy day.
Happy B-day!
The Cleavage Meter wouldn’t have been the same without you.
Happy birthday Valerie! Hope you weren’t feeling too terrible this morning