So for all of us who are systems administrators, today is the day to honor and celebrate everthing that we do.
In light of today’s celebration, I think it is quite appropriate that I link to the Bud Lite commercial that honors us company computer guys.
Pass me some cake and a Bud, I know I’ve earned it. 
Pass me a Guinness.
Today I found out that the lead network administrator, who I have had to fight tooth and nail for four years because he is an Ass Clown, CtAC himself, has been …
demoted.
Yay!!! More control for catsix, less network fuck-ups from Chuckles, the Ass Clown!
I don’t suppose you all can hold off the party until I finish my upgrade the weekend of 8/13, can you? If not, don’t worry. I’ll stop by and drop off a casserole or something.
Meh, I liked “Steak and a BJ Day” way better.
He sounds more like, “Chuckles, the **No Talent]/b] Ass Clown” to me. 
Lord Ashtar,
I see no reason why we can’t just make this a 2 week Sys-Admin party. Just extend the celebration out to finish on 8/13.
So who’s going to buy a brewski for Jerry?
**coughTubaDivacoughEdcough*
When is mod day? How about junior mod day?
Pass me the LART.