Happy Valentines Day Ladies! How did you get your freak on?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Got plans to go out and be a pretend couple with my friend.

I showed up at her apartment and she has her friend over drinking wine, so we go outside have a snowball fight and build a huge ass snowman together. During the building of this mammoth snowman this girl tells me if I play my cards right tonight I may get a threesome with them.

Apparently it was suppose to be a a surprise, now I feel pressure and we have not even gone out yet. Why can’t we just get our freak on and then go out?

Please God don’t let me fuck this up.

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OOPS,

Meant to put this in MPSIMS forum. Damn it man

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Pausing halfway through to post on the SDMB is a good start.

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Well, I took a break from my supermodel harem to read the thread, so I tend to sympathize.

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Moved

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I spent my weekend playing Fallout 4, which we finally bought, and set aside this very weekend to play until my eyes bleed.

It was awesome.

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Apparently he has to play cards too. Poker or Magic:The Gathering? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Three Card Mountie, he hopes

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And if he didn’t play his cards right, solitaire.

Regards,
Shodan, who took his wife out to lunch and a movie for Valentine’s Day, and it was about as much excitement as we could handle

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Poker. They know a fish when they see one.

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I took the Princess to the orthodontist. Afterward we went to the nearby Chinese buffet.

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So how was the threesome?

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I hope Jerry didn’t wake up on Monday in a bathtub of ice and missing a kidney!:eek:

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Adjourned due to lack of quorum.