Got plans to go out and be a pretend couple with my friend.
I showed up at her apartment and she has her friend over drinking wine, so we go outside have a snowball fight and build a huge ass snowman together. During the building of this mammoth snowman this girl tells me if I play my cards right tonight I may get a threesome with them.
Apparently it was suppose to be a a surprise, now I feel pressure and we have not even gone out yet. Why can’t we just get our freak on and then go out?
Please God don’t let me fuck this up.