Damn, your fuck buddy sounds like just a fucker. Go get you some Hardy, doll!
thinksnow…unless something/someone chenges my mind,that’s the plan.
And Tygr?
I know I’m that damn good-otherwise why do I have to fight my exes off with sticks?
Oh, well if you’re looking for someone to change your mind, you could head down to Louisville this weekend for, literally, the worlds largest explosives show, sure to send trembles through your body and shake the ground [sub](and after we get out of bed, off the kitchen table, out of the shower and put some clothes on, the city is doing something with fireworks, too)[/sub]
thinksnow…only three times? What’s the orgasm/sexual act ratio here?
And can I bring the handcuffs?
That'd take some imagination.....:)
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…I thought most women LIKED to be sucked…and licked…
We do. Oh yes, we do. 
[sub]You still have that notepad available? This one should go on it, underlined in red! :D)[/sub]
Hardy, m’dear, turn him into celebrity crush number 2. I KNOW you know what I mean! 
Screw FB!!!
[sub]oh wait, you did that already… never mind![/sub]
Lurker…yes,us girls do enjoy being licked,and sucked and other things as well…
TP…I’ve already accepted that mission but ths time…let’s just say I intend to top myself ifyouknowwhatimean hehehehehehehe.
Keep the relatives away, and you just may succeed!
But since I really want to get fingercuffed (if possible)…
Matt can be there too…and good brothers share their toys 
Hell, YEAH! I know yer that damn good, too. Why’n hell d’yer think I been wracking my grey matter for the last six months tryin to find a decent opening flirt? I was near despairing when one of SDMB’s Great Lady Flirtstresses, TruePisces, hung out her shingle offering flirting lessons. You realize it was only once she took me under her wing in the coveted position of Student Assistant that I had the self confidence to step up to the plate when you proclaimed you wanted someone romantic that could still screw you six ways from Sunday. P’raps I’ve been too subtle in this thread up until now, so let me say this:
(Waving his arms and jumping up and down) I’M OVER HEEEERE!!
Fercryinoutloud, why do you think I developed my romantic aspect anyway? I’ve got a libidinous streak a mile wide. I love doing the horizontal bop (could do it several times a day every day), and I realized that the only way I’d ever get to do it with a woman who wasn’t a total skeezix was to be able to charm her into bed. You’ve already observed that they don’t exactly teach the fine art of the romantic seduction in the public schools. I suffered through a seven-year dry spell while I was figuring the methods out on my own.
Trouble is, once I’d refined my romantic seduction skills to the point where I could romance any woman I wanted, I didn’t WANT just any woman. Romantic seduction takes work, and I reasoned that if I was gonna put in that much work getting the girl, she was gonna DAMN well be worth the trouble. If she can fuck like a demon, great, but she’d better also have a classy demeanor and a warm heart.
Yes, I realized, I wanted the proverbial Lady in the Parlor/Whore in the Bedroom.
THAT’S what interested me about yer OP. I finally saw you copping to the fact that, despite the fact you like to come across hardcore, ya’ still got that beautiful feminine side to you. And that’s perfect! I’m participating in this thread to testify to the fact that there are guys out here that want that! So, if that’s truly what your heart desires, don’t give up until you find him. And again I say: never settle for anything less. That LiP/WiB combination is enough of a rarity (though, including the OP, there’s three of them right here on this thread. I’m a member of their Fan Club! ;)), that the pleasure of one’s company should only go to a man who can fully appreciate it.
hardygrrl’s Great Day:)
Well…started cyberflirting with a guy I’ll call Jeff…for someone who says he can’t flirt you sure had me going;) Had a great time and yes I will be online at the scheduled time…and I DO want that ph # so I can call you and say…
“How YOU doing?”
Then today at work we had some visitors from Corporate…clean cut hotties in suits…meow kitty kitty
And Tygr?
You can always email me if you want to talk
::bump::
Forgot to add…
Jeff…that email you left at my work addy?
Round 2 going to be all about you so just lay back and let hardygrrl do all the work
[sub]Note to self: in order to get a woman’s legs in the air, sweep her off her feet…[/sub]
Right. Now that the obligatory risque’ comment is out of the way, a few comments:
- Without wishing to take anything away from hardygrrl’s perfectly legimitate wish to be showered in roses/ gifts/ attention/ various bodily fluids, why is it that the process always seems to be:
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- Guy gives girl flowers
- Girl is appreciative (in whatever manner)
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How many of you womenfolk have sent the object of your romantic attentions flowers? Why not?
Why can’t guys give women a little sumpin sumpin as a “thank you” gift? Obviously women get something out of the <ahem> transaction as well.
Enquiring minds want to know!
- Our Girl h asks: “Why can’t they train the nice guys how to fuck and the guys who can fuck how to be nice…maybe a class in high school?”
Pardon my cynical outlook, but at a guess I’d say it was because in high school girls didn’t fuck the nice guys and so they never got any chance to develop their “skills”, and the not-nice guys got some serious positive reinforcement to continue being the way they were. Make sense?
- Hey Opal – how YOU doin’? [sub]What? You think “Hi” was going to be strong enough for THIS thread?[/sub]
We now return you to your regularly scheduled flirting thread.
jr8…you’re preaching to the converted here,m’kay?
I never gave a man flowers but I did buy my ex fiancee a headliner for his 65 Mustang…and I’m sure you can imagine WHAT I got in return hehehe.
I am one of those people who rather give gifts than receive them-especially when you find that PERFECT gift for someone.
For example one of my best friends Denise(thank god she doesn’t have internet access)is a huge Chris Jericho fan. So on her b-day she’s going to see a life size cardboard cutout of him in his blond glory,rose between his teeth and a thought bubble that says "How YOU doing,hot stuff?"standing in her cube. Damn I’m good
As for the high school thing,I did date the nice guys. Of course I also dated a guy 20 years older than me too but hey-don’t we all have our moments?