::hands Hardygrrl the bottle of Cristal::
I guess I’m going to have to start coming here more often. Then I can throw the party. Again, congrats Hardy.
The heck with those guys, is Lita coming.
That don’t sound right.
Is Lita going to be at this party.
Well, congrats anyway Hardygrrl on you reaching 1k posts, every one of them entertaining and informative, in some way, shape or form.
You rock grrl.
Now, if AR is here, there’s gotta be a jello pit somewhere.
Sorry, no Lita.
She’d just blow-oops, I meant mess up, her spots anyway.
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*Originally posted by imthjckaz *
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Hey! I said it was set up in the back! What do you think all the screaming of “Bonzi!” followed by a splat means?
Monster saunters in, climbs to the top of a rail, and does a flip into the cake.
Wheeeee! PARTY!
Damn it… I invited Jeff Hardy and he’s not here. 
::Goes to the bar and does a shot of Cuervo::
I’m going to play on the trapeze…if Jeff shows up, holler. 
Fashionable late as always, happy 1000th post.
Sorry I’m late I was a working, anyway I brought you a couple of bottles let’s see here is a Jack Daniels, oh and another, and this is the Hinnesse, and of coarse Jager. And of my favorite bottle of Bacardi 151. Wanta do a shot?
::Gets off the trapeze and heads to the bar::
Hey Nicklz, pour me a shot of 151
151 is strong think you can handle it?
::slides the shot glass to hardygrrl::
Nicklz…
I can pretty much handle anything. 
::Slams down shot::
I thought you could, thats why I brought several bottles.
But I’m not sure if you can handle everything
Only one way to find out…
[sub] Sorry-I have to leave for work. Catch you later Nicklz. BTW…Rest up cuz you’ll need all the energy you can get.[/sub]
Gee, there and I thought HG would have high tea for her 1000…
[sub] and that Nixon was not a crook, and Clinton did not have sex with that woman, and Condit has not had an improper relationship with his intern… [/sub]
[sub] and I was tempted to screw up the code to raise the bar on thread errors, but I was feeling nice today…[/sub]
Well, of course it figures hardygrrl would start her party at 2am on a Saturday night - I figger that’s about the time she gets revved up.
I see hardy flaunting her Immelman’s on the trapeze - guess the party’s in full swing. Literally.
Gawd, I’m gettin’ dizzy. I don’t know which way to turn - hardy’s nekkid on the trapeze, but Arden’s got the Jello going. Ain’t been to a Jello party yet. 'Course I ain’t done the trampoline thing yet, either…
Alright, I’ll salute the guest of honor first.
(Tygr views another Immelman and realizes he’s already started saluting…)
:: Climbing on the trampoline, Tygr begins to remove one article of clothing at the apex of each bounce, right in front of hardygrrl.::
[sup]bounce[/sup] Con- [sup]bounce[/sup] -grat- [sup]bounce[/sup] -yoo- [sup]bounce[/sup] -lations! [sup]bounce[/sup]
** Lurkernomore **
To quote our Welcome Wagon king, Crunchy Frog…
Bite me
** Tygr **
Hmmm, so is THAT my gift?
Would you like to do a body shot?
Of Tequila, of course