I don’t know that either of us have ever sleepwalked, but we both talk in our sleep. My roommate says I do it all the time and it never makes any sense. Apparently a week or so ago I was in bed and she was in the living room online and I sat up, looked at her and said, “Hey, did I leave the apartment naked earlier?” She says she laughed and asked if I was awake and I responded, “I don’t see what that has to do with anything!” Then I laid back down. I don’t remember that at all, but she reminds me about it all the time. She reminds me pretty frequently that I need to put on clothes before I leave the house lol. And one time she was trying to figure out what county we are in so we could go get our drivers licenses updated and she asked me while I was sleeping what county we are in and in complete seriousness I said, “I don’t know, but why don’t you sign us up for awesome county?” She talks too, but it is garbled and I can’t make out full sentences, only words from the string of sounds.
Like a combination of others have said, you didn’t do it but she was preparing you for something she might occasionally do in her sleep.
BTW, welcome to the Big Apple.
We are pretty honest with each other though. Wouldn’t it be easier for her to say, “Hey, just so you know, sometimes I masturbate when I’m asleep.” She knows I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed or anything. We are pretty open and honest about these kind of things and I’m sure neither of us would care if the other person was masturbating.
Also, I want to echo the statement that it sounds like you two are really good roommates for each other.
IMHO, fiction writers seem to be running out of new plots. :rolleyes:
“This one time…no, twice…at band camp…”
My cable company is threatening to terminate my service due to my demands that I see a live webcast of these questionable events. When I tell them that “ppth is the source” they tell me to try and not spit whilst saying it.
Suffice it to say, guys do NOT think the same way. This whole scenario seems to be hitting a lot of my limit switches. Also, chicks rubbin’ the nub, is highly acceptable. Encouraged even.
I’ve been known to sleep in high-school locker bays and various places and that would never ever happen, never did. I think the more likely scenario might be that a person is half-awake and they don’t realize that they’re not in bed alone, or that the door’s not closed or whatever.
Maybe she is hitting on you.
But is there any chance she was squicked about you grabbing a handful of yourself & wanted to do it in front of you to squick you out too/get even? Sort of a ‘I can be just as crude as you can; lets see how you like uninvited bodily fluids squirted on sheets you are trying to sleep on’ way of trying to get you to self-modify your bedtime finger behaviour?
(btw- Did she try to make you sleep in the ‘wetspot’?)
*Wet spot of dooooooom
ooOOOOooOOOOo
Heh. Wet spot of doom?
(we need a “lightning crash” smiley"
hehehe…wet spot of doom. 
I think the being half-awake and not being aware that anyone else was in the bed with you might be the best answer so far. We are both single and have each grown up having our own rooms and personal space, and the only person I have ever shared a bed with up until recently was my ex-fiance, and that was years ago. Neither of us is used to sharing a bed with someone else so it’s possible our partially awake brains were telling us that of course we are alone so we should go for it.
As for the wet spot issue, we wear jammies so as far as I know the wet spot would be self contained and not an issue for the other person.
I don’t think it could have been a revenge thing either. I can’t see her sitting awake until 4 in the morning when she has to go to work the next day so that she can wake me up by shaking the bed so violently that I would check to make sure she was okay. Wouldn’t it be better revenge to use up all of my favorite conditioner or something?
Ttiwwp!
Dear penthouse, I didn’t think it could happen to me but after I woke up next to my autonarcosexual roommate masturbating in her sleep. I was surprised and it filled me with such feelings as I’d never known. Something had to be done. I’m a quiet shy girl and this kind of thing never happens, but it tingled over my body from the blood pumping. The passion swelled and I knew what I must do. So I used up all her conditioner! Take that sleep wanker!
I was actually wondering this myself (if people masturbate in their sleep) – I was staying at a hostel last week and I woke up in the middle of the night to what I could swear was a guy jerking off. I had to wonder if he was doing it consciously (which makes it kinda odd and creepy, considering that he knew he was in a mixed dorm room) or in his sleep.
I’ve had wet dreams/masturbated in my sleep before, but it always sucks because I wake up before I can get off and the resultant “Huh? What am I doing?” kills the mood and I can’t continue. I don’t really see any reason to doubt this story.
I used to think Penthouse letters were fictional, but then I had sex with a woman and I realized they were all true.