Apologies if this thread has been done receltly - I don’t remember having ever seen this topic come up!
I recall my aunt telling me once that my cousin got up in the middle of the night and peed all over the front of the TV.
I walked upstairs one night and heard this God-awful sound, like a cross between a cat beeing stepped on and a pig squealing. I walked into my brother’s room and he was sitting straight up in bed, going RAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAWWWWWWW!!!
My boyfriend says really funny stuff when I wake him up. He’s in this zone where he’s mostly asleep but a little bit awake. One time when I woke him up he said, “The ball has numbers on it!”.
Another time, he pretty much yelled at me “I didn’t wanna go ALL THE WAY BACK THERE to get your report card!” When I asked him what the hell he was talking about he responded, “I’m sorry about your speedometer.”
Anyone else have funny stories to share?