My sweetie just rolled over towards me and clearly said:
Him: I was going to say: I remember it being bigger…
gracer: [stifling giggle]
Him: … but actually I think it’s about the same as usual.
gracer: [barely controlling laughter] What is the same as usual, darling?
Him: [lifts his sleepy head in sudden understanding] Oh dear, I’m asleep, aren’t I?
gracer: Yes sweetie, you’re asleep. Now what’s the same size as usual after all?
Him: [falling asleep again, mumbling] The bedroom, of course.
I used to write down things he said in his sleep, so I wouldn’t forget. I’ll see if I remember some more later. Anyone else have a funny sleep talker whose talking they can share?
Pro tip: when they start sleep talking, ask questions. They usually answer them. Sort of.