Ever start talking when you’re not actually awake? Or awake but with one foot firmly standing in dream land?
Cellphone in bed next to Fianceephone…
“Wait! What’s that thing called?” Cellphone interjects suddenly.
“Huh? What thing?” Fianceephone answeres roused from a deep slumber.
“You know, the butter extruder thing?” says Cellphone, picturing some scaffolding with heavy bracing in his mind.
“What butter thing?” Fianceephone asks.
“The butter extruder thing!” says Cellphone, growing imaptient, “The one engineers use!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Harumph! The butter extruder. Okay, picture the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, and Uhura. You know, the thing the engineer needs. The butter thing. Well, okay, ‘butter’ isn’t the right word… Not butter… the thing! You know!”
Cellphone starts randomly gesturing in hope that sharades will help Fianceephone picture the scaffolding with the butter extruder the mechanical engineers need in space.
“What the hell are you talking about?” Fianceephone asks.
“Gah! Nevermind, I’ll explain in the morning.”
FTR, Fianceephone said I really seemed to be fully awake and alert.