Yes, I said that The Goatee was evil, but this sounds more like the photogenic kind of evil that is actually kind of fun to have around, not the real hardcore evil that results in gaunt children staring out from black-and-white photographs…
And this has just been added to my list of things I never expected to read on the SDMB. Or anywhere.
FACT: Cooter is Jess’ cat.
Blessings upon thee if that’s true, Mindfield.
Hell if I know, but it does bring up the question of what Winston was doing with Jess’ cat.
Want to rethink that benediction?
Or what the cat was doing with Winston.
We’ll see what develops. It is the perogative of the holy to change their minds. adjusts halo
Which could be read as Cooter is Jess’ pussy.
And doesn’t necessarily help the situation. 
Maybe the dingo ate your goatee.