More anecdotal evidence about writing ability (yahoo!)
I’m a history major, which means I read a lot, and my exams are essays. Here’s 5 questions; pick 2 (or 3) and write coherent essays in 3 (or fewer) hours. For my most recent midterm, I was expected to write 2 full essays (not paragraphs- intro, body, conclusion) coherently, with specific evidence to support my argument, in 3 hours. I did not prepare well enough for this exam. I had skipped some of the reading, and was only slightly prepared to write on 2 of the topics that could have come up. When I took the exam, luckily the questions I had hoped would be on the exam in fact were. However, since I spent most of my “studying” catching up on the reading when I usually would have outlined potential arguments, I had to spend some of my precious writing time creating an outline.
I totally screwed up. After wasting time writing an outline, I spent too much time going into too much detail on the first one. I didn’t write a conclusion, thinking I’d come back to it if I had time. I had to rush the second one, and even though I had a great intro planned, I made no outline for this one so it jumped all over the place and didn’t flow the way it normally would have. I was the last person to finish, at the end of the 3 hours, and didn’t get to conclude either essay. Neither were as long as my longest (and best) essay exam (8 pages on 1 question, in less than an hour). The first was well-organized and acceptable by my standards, though it lacked a conclusion. The second one was, IMO, the worst thing I have ever written in college, including the one essay on the Council of Trent I pulled out of my ass because I hadn’t read the chapter that discussed the Council of Trent (thank Og I’m Catholic).
I worried about it. I knew I wouldn’t fail it, I had at least made some good (if poorly written) points. But I only have 3 grades in the class- midterm, final, and paper. Screw one up, and you screw up your grade. I just checked (he posts the grades online) and guess what I got?
A 96. A 96?! I produced better essays in my freshman year of high school!! But some of the students finished in 15 minutes, and most were gone in an hour. And I’m not even verbose. In fact, I’d characterize my writing as concise. But I have never, ever, been able to fully, coherently answer the questions I was given in 15 minutes, even fully prepared. These kids must have written a paragraph or two and called it a night. No wonder I got a 96- I must look like Shakespeare compared to these kids.
That seems to be the norm, and I don’t even go to a community college. I have a very intelligent friend who attended a prestigious private high school, and he sends me his papers to look over before he turns them in. His punctuation is atrocious and he uses incredibly complicated phrases and excess verbiage to explain simple ideas. Usually, I’ll call him several times while I’m reading, and have to ask him to explain a phrase or sentence. Sometimes I can’t comprehend an entire paragraph, because he apparently ignores all rules of logic and syntax while writing. If I didn’t rewrite (and I mean rewrite) his papers for him, he’d fail. I’m not exaggerating at all.
I took an Expository Writing class (recommended for history majors, required for journalism) and we’d help proofread each others’ papers. I couldn’t understand how these kids managed to communicate at all. I wrote better papers in middle school, and they were taking a junior level writing class. Unfortunately, as others have mentioned, reading is abandoned in favor of video games and chat rooms, and text messaging has rendered proper English all but obsolete to teenagers. It’s terrible. I mean, some people aren’t great writers- just like I am terrible at trig. But native English speakers seem unable to compose a coherent sentence, let alone a paragraph. WTF?