Have I found the greatest, most versatile sig line ever?

Alphagene is a true genius. The more I read his work the more convinced of this I become. The man is incredible. He asked newbie Pamipoo “Why don’t you take a pamipiss?” and he also supplied me with the sig line below:

*Don’t talk to my penis like it’s a domesticated animal. “Oh look, he’s sleeping”. No, your attempt at personifying a sexual organ is making my penis shrivel away from you. I don’t look at your vagina and say “Looks like Clover needs a shave!” *

Mr. Gene wrote these pearls of wisdom in a thread about how women should give head better. What strikes me about this sig is how varied it is. There are actually three sig-worthy lines in here:

Don’t talk to my penis like it’s a domesticated animal

Your attempt at personifying a sexual organ is making my penis shrivel away from you, and

I don’t look at your vagina and say “Looks like Clover needs a shave!”

And of course, any combination of the three works quite well, too. For instance, Don’t talk to my penis like it’s a domesticated animal. I don’t look at your vagina and say “Looks like Clover needs a shave!” is a good sig by itself. This means that there are potentially nine good sigs in this one paragraph.

Alphagene, I salute you. You are a genius.

I did really enjoy that post ! … nice to know it caught someone else’s eye.

Link please?

Anything worth doing is worth doing better :smiley:

Mermaid,This Thread.

Duh, Me. I just looked again, and realized you didn’t need a link anymore. Not paying attention.

I went back and re-read the post I got this from. It looks like Mr. Gene has some hidden bitterness about oral sex. Not that I don’t understand that.