Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

No, it was a quote from the movie. I think it was Rex Kramer on the phone: “He’s a menace to everyone else up there. Yes, birds too.” Something like that anyway.

Correct on the quote, incorrect on who said it.

Not Kramer, just some random dude in the background who was manning the phone

Okay, boys. Let’s get some pictures.

I don’t mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don’t think we’re gonna live through this. And… I’ve never been with a man before…

:smack:

“…Talk with your dentist about steps you can take to make your teeth more attractive. Visit a dairy to see how milk is collected and processed for sale. Prepare a series of window displays on traffic safety…”

Regards,
Dr. Klahn

:: diving board boiiing when leaping back into disco dance ::

One of the special 100 or so moments I look for.

I never ever realized that joke (consciously) of the propeller sound on the jet plane. Now I have to add that to the permanent thread on stuff you never realized…

The speaker before the giving of awards speaks german in a Yiddish accent as heavy as wassamattaforyou is in English. I think all the other German, besides your flaming balls, sir, is in Yiddish. Definitely the conductor who smashes the glass. “Go shit in the sea.”

You owe me a hundred dollars! Now cough it up!

Best friend of mine and I (just as big an airplane fan as I) requested “stayin alive” at his wedding, and recreated that whole scene.

It was fun and I look forward to doing it again at my wedding

I’ll give him five more minutes…

Jews for Jesus?

How bout Buddhism?

War is hell.

So have we used every line from the airplane movies yet?

No.

Not until someone mentions supple, pouting breasts, and firm thighs.

Regards,
Shodan

That reminds me, I need to get some chicken for dinner.

Asshole!

“We’ll get them down. Down safe!”

safe lands in background

"We’ll get them down…right down to the ground! (watermelon slams on the ground)

and later

“The oil pressure! I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the shit’s gonna hit fan” (scene of shit hitting a fan) “Stryker! What the hell are you doing up there?”

You’ll be swell, you’ll be great! Gonna have all the world on a plate!