One of my favorite sight gags was the folks lining up to abuse the panicky woman. The best part was near the begining. Dr. Rumack is slapping her around when he gets word thta he’s needed elswhere. Just as he’s straightening up to leave, he whips a last vicious slap on the poor lady. The sheer nastiness of it was hilarious.
The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with no seat on it, but it STILL HURTS!
From the TV edit:
Elaine: Ted the lake! the lake!
Ted: But we’re over Nebraska!
Elaine: Ted the cornfields! the cornfields!
(or something like that, I think I’ve seen the scene literally twice)
The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in, film at 11.
You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
I’ve been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass.
From the makers of the original “Airplane!” (not the Wright brothers)
OK, boys, let’s get some pictures.
Where’s Cooper?
He’s over there in the corner with a couple of tramps.
Gimme ham on 5 hold the mayo
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into…
Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There’s no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
…I say…let em crash!
No, the white phone.
Yes, birds too!
I am hoping this is in response to the parakeet* video I posted on the previous page and not a quote from the movie that I’ve forgotten.
*Parakeet? What is it? It’s a green and yellow bird that talks but that’s not important right now.
I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.
WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever!
That was The Groove Tube, if I am not mistaken.
Now all the big kids have to leave the room for Make-Believe Time!
Regards,
Shodan
You are mistaken. It’s the opening line to Kentucky Fried Movie.