And Leon’s getting laaaaarger!
One way ticket to Chicago: no luggage.
Smoking, or non-smoking?
Smoking.
ETA: Hands over smoking ticket.
Jews for Jesus? :: thud ::
No thanks, we gave at the office
The Loooooove Boat!
Soon we’ll be making another run!
The Love Boat …
Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota-Mota-Mota…
Would you like a little whiskey, ma’am?
Certainly not!
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I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Not so fast!
I just re-watched this wonderful movie (partially on account of this thread) and never realized something. Airplane! is rated PG. How on Cthulhu’s blighted earth did this happen? Sure, they didn’t have PG-13 when it was released, but I always assumed it was R, for some reason…
Mine was the bit where everyone is smashing windows so they can shoot at the bad guys outside - the one chap has an unbreakable pane which he keeps beating on, even though most of the other panes are already gone…
At first I assumed you must have been watching the Basic Cable Version of Airplane!, which is virtually a second movie. At least half the jokes have been replaced with less-funny (but less risqué) ones. The little girl no longer likes her coffee like she likes her men, for example (I can’t recall what the substitute joke is).
But of course you’re right that the familiar version, boobs and all, is rated PG. I share your surprise!
There is only one river. There is only one sea.
And it flows through you, and it flows through me.
There is only one people. We are one and the same.
We are all one spirit. We are all one name.
We are the father, mother, daughter and son.
From the dawn of creation, we are one.
We are one!
I remember being surprised by that too. A little research revealed that bare boobs did not get you an automatic R rating. If they were shown in a non-sexual context you could still get a PG.
I distinctly remember seeing bare boobs a few years later, in a sexual context, in National Lampoon’s European Vacation, one of the first films to get the PG-13, and I remember being surprised by that.
Funny, Jim never vomits at home.
I came to get my chafing dish.
So what IS a chafing dish?
Assume crash positions!
My favorite sight gag in all of Airplane:
“They could be miles off course!”
“That’s impossible they’re on instruments”
(ba da daaa ba ba da da da) As they’re all playing instruments in the cockpit