Author of "A Tale of Two Cities:[RIGHT]Charles Dickens[/RIGHT]
Shave and a Haircut:[RIGHT]Two Bits[/RIGHT]
That joke was not originally in the script. ZAZ wanted the plane to be a prop plane but the studio demanded that it be a modern jet airliner. So they used the prop plane sound over shots of a jet. Voila, a gag and a subtle “screw you” to the studio.
No… that’s just what they’ll expect us to do…
Souvenirs! Novelties! Party tricks!
“We have no tower, sir.”
“No tower?”
“Just a bridge.”
“Damn it, why the hell aren’t I notified about these things?!”
Me, John, big tree!
The tower?!?!
RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL!
There is only one riverrrrrrrrrrr…(pop)
…your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.
Just like Gerald Ford.
Act II: Gesundheit
You wouldn’t have been in this mess if you hadn’t given up Tommy John.
Oh say can you see
By the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hail
In the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose bright stripes and broad stars
In the perilous night
For the ramparts we watched
uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa.
And the rocket’s red glare
Lots of bombs in the air
Gave proof to the night
That we still had our flag.
Oh say does that flag banner wave
Over a-a-all that’s free
And the home of the land
And the land of the - FREE!
Smack 'em jack 'em!
Nitpick: I believe it’s “Smack 'em yak 'em”
Shep, sit! Sit!
Shep, no!
Shep, come!
He gets so excited when new people are here. Are you a pilot yourself?
No, I’m …
[Shep eyeballs the poor visitor with a priceless look of canine imbecility, and with a terrific leap launches himself bodily at him, knocks him to the ground, and proceeds to tear at his clothing as Kramer comes downstairs, oblivious to all, muttering about the FAA and cheats and liars in the airline business.]
A most memorable scene if one is personally in the middle of doggie-training a large puppy right about that time! 
UMMMM
I believe it’s: Lay ya down and smack em yak em
Golly!
Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?
It’s a good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.
Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!